Maggie Martin

[Maggie Martin @magmarrrrr]

I wonder how shrek & fiona are doing

[Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy]

So if a fetus absorbs a twin in utero are we slapping some tiny cuffs on that mf? What’s the plan?

[Maggie Martin @magmarrrrr]

@CoooperKelley I expected more from you coop 😔

[Maggie Martin @magmarrrrr]

you’re literally a serial killer if your favorite white claw flavor is ruby grapefruit

[nina🖤 @ninavaccaro_]

rue: go away fez i’m taking the biggest shit right now
fez: you like.. want some pepto bismol #Euphoria

[Maggie Martin @magmarrrrr]

my heart has been violently racing this entire episode of euphoria

[Maggie Martin @magmarrrrr]

@CarsynOlivia “how do you spell shuck”

[Maggie Martin @magmarrrrr]

normalize not leaving your dirty ass masks on the table for your server to pick up after you :)

[nesrin danan @blackprints]

if you see me do something embarrassing just know i wasn’t doing it in a literal sense. it’s satire. it’s camp. it’s a purposeful, interpretive, artistic expression of our meaningless human existence

[Maggie Martin @magmarrrrr]

@maddie709 being a server during the pandemic was absolute HELL, and we still only made $2.63 an hour

[Maggie Martin @magmarrrrr]

@JacobySmithh no they don’t

[cybr amir @cybramir]

me after any minor inconvenience:

[Maggie Martin @magmarrrrr]

@CalliieeeJo plz don't come tell me bout no story that you heard, this is not sesame street I do not kick it with no birds, ah 😜

[Maggie Martin @magmarrrrr]

@Ethan_McC64 my dyslexic ass can’t even begin to comprehend doing this

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

I want some hot brownies with milk right now but I don’t wanna bake them so imma just take a nap and eat some in my dreams .Bye every1.

[savannah montano @savmontano]

serious question, how do you gain the will power to not ask someone their zodiac sign