"We need to stop the oligar-"
"WE NEED A INTERNATIONAL REVOLUTION"
"Sir, in reality we need public health-"
"NATIONALIZE TIME"
"Israel has a right to def-"
"STORM HEAVEN, SEIZE GOD BY THE THROAT AND ABOLISH HIM. RENDER HUMANITY IMMORTAL"
Jojo antagonists powers are shit like “can atomically deconstruct anyone and anything by coughing on it” and protagonists will have powers like “can produce a single pound of candle wax every day”
And the antagonist is STILL gonna end up on the pavement within the hour