#xicheng (modern)
Jiang Cheng makes a fake Weibo account to stalk his crush.
In his defense, Lan Xichen is very handsome and recently joined social media.
In everyone else’s defense, this is insane behavior.
The fake account is supposed to look realistic.
A simple little bakery/lunch delivery page.
Just enough to quietly follow Lan Xichen without suspicion.
Unfortunately, Jiang Cheng inherited all of Yu Ziyuan’s intensity.
So instead of making a normal fake account—
he creates an entire fake business.
He gets Nie Huaisang to paint a custom logo.
Huaisang thinks this is the funniest thing he’s ever witnessed.
“You’re catfishing your childhood crush with carbohydrates.”
“I’m NOT catfishing him.”
Jiang Yanli unknowingly helps create the menu because Jiang Cheng disguises it as a “school business project.”
The menu is beautiful.
Professional.
Alarmingly convincing.
Jiang Cheng even posts fake reviews.
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
“The lotus root soup healed my marriage.”
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
“Fast delivery and emotionally transformative pastries.”
For one peaceful month, Jiang Cheng quietly stalks Lan Xichen in anonymity.
He likes posts strategically.
Never too fast.
Never suspiciously.
Then one morning he wakes up to a DM.
From Lan Xichen.
“Good morning 😊”
Jiang Cheng nearly drops his phone into his tea.
The next message arrives immediately after.
“I was wondering if your delivery service is still active? The order button seems broken.”
Jiang Cheng stops breathing.
Because there IS no order button.
There is no bakery.
There is no delivery service.
He made it all up to professionally stalk his crush.
Meanwhile Nie Huaisang is laughing so hard he falls off the couch.
“You accidentally made your fake business TOO believable.”
Lan Xichen sends another message.
“The desserts look very good. My brother is interested as well.”
Attached is a screenshot.
Lan Wangji has followed the fake bakery account.
Jiang Cheng considers deleting everything and fleeing the country.
Instead he types:
“Ah yes 😊 small family business 😊”
And immediately has a stress headache.
Three days later Jiang Cheng is secretly learning how to bake because Lan Xichen placed an order.
And now he has to become a real bakery owner or die.
#Xicheng
Lxc : Oh Mr. Kidnapper, don't hurt me~😩
Jc : Don't worry, I am not gonna hurt you🙄
Lxc : Why not-🙂🔪
(Officially lost my mind, cr. goes to whoever created this)
#Xicheng + Sect Swap - Lan Xichen x Wen Wanyin +Dark!lxc + kidnapping/confinement + #omegachengweek2026
Day 3 : Nesting/Lactating
The Sunshot campaign roars through each cultivator's heart. The Wen Clan's arrogance have brought everyone to their primal instinct, fight. Wanyin
"Perhaps," Qiren couldn't help the bubbling laughter, "But it is better than your brother constantly sulking, yes?"
Wangji could only pout as he sits across Qiren, "Happy birthday, uncle. I'm glad you got your gift."
Qiren reaches out to pat Wangji's head, "Thank you."
/End
#xicheng where exes Jiang Cheng and Lan Xichen have gone their separate ways after a big fight.
Fast forward to a year later, Jiang Cheng receives a text from Lan Qiren.
"Please come to my 60th birthday, Wanyin. You've always been my favorite."