Melissa Gomez

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[REID POPE DUMB IDIOT @rpopetweets]

crossfit is for people who wish they were trucks

[matthew gray gubler @GUBLERNATION]

according to my official calculations it’s finally here. if you need me for the next 61 days i’ll be watching hocus pocus in a corn maze

[David Michael Kinne @Mewd462]

Game of Thrones should've stopped when it caught up to the manga

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

The void beast you see when you get sleep paralysis isn’t trying to scare you, they’re just shy and a little offbeat. Try opening up a little.

[leah b @leahbullock_8]

a tragedy: when your hair-wash cycle doesn't coordinate w/ an event & you overestimate the amount of time in which your hair can last w/o being washed

[kelsey @kelseypooter]

ihop: our new name will be ihob

everyone: what’s the B stand for

ihob: the B stands for Beatrice. Except I don’t like Beatrice. I just like B and that’s all.

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

Finally, the reboot we’ve all been waiting for

[paul rudd @philsadelphia]

shrek is 17 today ....... the years really do start coming and they dont stop coming

[Melissa Gomez @magmoon12]

@alliegowens Eloquent.

[ice queen @moonemojii]

lmfaoooooo

[David Harbour @DavidKHarbour]

Internet, listen...
I’m a giver. I give and I give.
But now I need you.
I need 200k retweets to go dance with penguins.
Please internet.
Please retweet THIS TWEET.
Please.
A man needs his ‘guins. https://t.co/YN1XRrPGhp

[Kristytipsen @Kristytipsy]

So they changed the law in Oregon to let people pump their own gas and the Facebook comments on the news story are amazing.

[KT @katiexdrink]

other girls wearing low ponytails: smart, classy, professional, beautiful

me wearing a low ponytail: will turner in pirates of the caribbean

[Melissa Gomez @magmoon12]

#NetNeutrality is key to free expression, innovation & public safety.
https://t.co/nYL5JjE4T5