Pietro Maximoff

mister dibbles fan account

[Pietro Maximoff @magnetosucks]

I only made this to hate on my father and gush about my turtle, Mister Dibbles

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@notthorjunior Loki the attention seeker?

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@thedrdumbass Living up to your @

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This ruined my day

[loki @makerofmischf]

back again.

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@charHILLarious // same :(

[loki @makerofmischf]

if you make any rude comments about my hair i’m going to assume it’s because you’re jealous

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@romanovdarling I would commit war crimes for him. (For legal reasons, this is a joke)

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I have nothing relevant to say. Here’s your daily dose of him.

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@itslizallan He learns from the best, I suppose.

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@notthorjunior He’s naturally gifted.

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@charHILLarious They’re a blessing.

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@cassANTdralang Evidently, there’s a line. I’ll schedule a meet and greet.

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petition to abolish men, myself included.

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men who do not deserve rights:

• my father
• Erik Lehnsherr
• Max Eisenhardt
• Magneto

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I’m feeling especially anti-erik today

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@prouqdkitty god I wish that were me

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@prouqdkitty I hate it here and by here I mean earth

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every single time I think I’ve reached rock bottom, the floor gives out.

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@romanovdarling everyone here is lowballing. it’s a solid 9.

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men are so cute until they start talking. sometimes I truly hate being bisexual.