雑賀孫市

TOXICの人とゲームやりません！ 20↑ ENFJ-A

[雑賀孫市 @mago1_ow]

帰ったらオーバーウォッチのこいつ使うか

[きんちょ @koukinntyo]

【緊急】
タンク1名募集してます！
レートはゴールド1付近でお願いします！（該当するかわからない場合はとりあえず聞いてください！）

また、条件として、
練習・大会中に配信を「されない方」でお願いします！

[雑賀孫市 @mago1_ow]

Xに登録した日を覚えていますか？ #MyXAnniversary

[雑賀孫市 @mago1_ow]

えー、TMCup、Novice Dare1回戦完封負けです。
さすがに相手グラマスフルパは無理です。

シルバー4パーティは勝てません

#TMCup

[Warren H. Cohn @WarCo1]

Here’s the email to employees:

Team,

Hope everyone’s doing well and enjoying the productivity enhancements from our AI tooling initiative.

Unfortunately, Finance has asked me to clarify a small issue.

It appears someone, and by “someone” I mean apparently all of you simultaneously, managed to spend $500,000,000 on @claudeai usage in a single month.

For context:
•NASA landed on the moon for less.
•We are now the proud owner of approximately 14% of Anthropic.
•Claude personally sent us a thank-you fruit basket.
•Our CFO has entered a fugue state and only communicates through Slack emojis.
•The electricity usage from your prompts briefly dimmed parts of Northern Virginia.
While we appreciate innovation, there are concerns that:
•“Can you make this email sound slightly warmer?” did not require 11,400 generations.
•Asking Claude to “rewrite this in the style of Succession, Hemingway, and Tony Soprano combined” may have been excessive.
•One employee appears to have used Claude to generate “a quick list of lunch options” that somehow consumed the GDP of a small island nation.

Going forward, please observe the following guidelines:
1Do not upload the entire internet into Claude “for context.”
2If your prompt begins with “simulate every possible outcome,” reconsider.
3Claude should not be used to:
◦settle fantasy football disputes,
◦write your wedding vows 97 times,
◦generate revenge edits of your ex’s LinkedIn bio,
◦or ask “what if Rome had WiFi?”

Most importantly:

If you see the message:

“This request may require additional datacenter construction”

…please stop immediately and contact IT.

Thank you all for your cooperation during this challenging yet technologically groundbreaking time.

Warm regards,
Management

P.S. Whoever prompted:
“Generate every possible PR angle for every company founded since 1983”
…we just want to talk.

[雑賀孫市 @mago1_ow]

明日、Novices DareとしてTMカップに出ます！

平均レートシルバー4ですが、よろしくお願いします！

[雑賀孫市 @mago1_ow]

誰もトールビョーンとミズキの武器を合わせたらソ連国旗になることを言及してなくて辛い

[雑賀孫市 @mago1_ow]

https://t.co/TpmfVnPpBe

[雑賀孫市 @mago1_ow]

@Meido_amemiya おめでとう！

[雑賀孫市 @mago1_ow]

@kin7_7_ おつかれ！

[雑賀孫市 @mago1_ow]

@FLiNGTRAiNERS plz update sengoku Dynasty

[雑賀孫市 @mago1_ow]

저는 동성애자 아시아인 남성입니다
하지만 노토 씨와 함께 '열정적인 행위'를 나누고 싶습니다.
이 내용이 불쾌하시다면 언제든지 차단해 주세요.

[雑賀孫市 @mago1_ow]

I'm a gay Asian man
but I'd very much
like to engage in ''Passionate Acts ''with you, Noto-san.
If this content offends you, feel free to block me.

[雑賀孫市 @mago1_ow]

@osu_sega しない

[桃濑玲奈 @MomoseReina]

✋😭🤚✋😭🤚✋😭🤚

[雑賀孫市 @mago1_ow]

@osu_sega 俺128ある

[雑賀孫市 @mago1_ow]

この女はなんやったんや

[雑賀孫市 @mago1_ow]

@NotoSex わかってるやん、Sex not man、Ko-kiによろしくな

[雑賀孫市 @mago1_ow]

オーバーウォッチのコラボのキャラピックマジでガンダムの時と同じやつが選んでるやろ
どうやったら坂本竜司がゲンジになるねん

[雑賀孫市 @mago1_ow]

@notooooriasu 다케시마는 일본 영토다
꺼져, 열등한 종족아

[おねぎちゃん @onegi_channnn]

https://t.co/hd0jV9HTOc
owの鯖作りました！
先週作ったばかりなのでお友達とか誘って入ってくれると嬉しいです！
初心者から上級者、ランク専、クイック専までまじでどなたでも大歓迎です
機種とか年齢とか関係なくみんなで楽しめる鯖にします！
#ow2募集pc #OW2募集ps4 #ow2募集 #ow2