MagpieManny

i follow everyone. might have something worth nicking

[MagpieManny @MagpieManny]

just finished a stretch inside. i'm 7 foot 2 now.

[MagpieManny @MagpieManny]

whilst they're all deciding who the next pope is i've nicked a crucifix, 2 candelabra, and a small choirboy.

[MagpieManny @MagpieManny]

just flown into the conclave and seen a pigeon.

[MagpieManny @MagpieManny]

/@boobygraffoe oy! you nicked that off me!

[MagpieManny @MagpieManny]

my favourite film ever is on telly!

#theshining

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wearin' a condom on me 'ead. i'm a vulture now.

[MagpieManny @MagpieManny]

it's like flying through a japanese porn film.

[MagpieManny @MagpieManny]

bleedin' hell. the clouds are shredding.

[MagpieManny @MagpieManny]

taser. internal shiny.

[MagpieManny @MagpieManny]

@kitkant @quebectango i've got him. i had him stuffed and use his knees as matching ottomans.

[Michael Spicer @MrMichaelSpicer]

I'm the perfect age for this shit.

[MagpieManny @MagpieManny]

some owl just called me a muggle.

[MagpieManny @MagpieManny]

it’s a treat to begin with but, after a while, you get bored with dead squirrel popsicles.

[MagpieManny @MagpieManny]

wish i had feathers on me feet. they're freezing.

[Graeme Garden @GraemeGarden1]

Kickstart Boothby Graffoe's new CD 'Nomad'. It's easily done. http://t.co/oiUe8SA4 If you can't kick, you can retweet.

[MagpieManny @MagpieManny]

caw!

[MagpieManny @MagpieManny]

there are 48 of us lying on our backs in a big square shape in hyde park pretending to be the times crossword. i have no clue as to why.

[MagpieManny @MagpieManny]

getting a group of the lads together, we're going to see how many of us can perch on lance armstrong's nose.

[MagpieManny @MagpieManny]

lying flat on me back in the snow, pretending to be a rorschach test.

[MagpieManny @MagpieManny]

i thought about nicking the ring off that hobbit, but i just can’t see myself wearing it.