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[marg @mags9873]

In the interfaith chapel at laguardia worshipping every god #openminded

[marg @mags9873]

Any good literature recs for someone just getting into eating poop? #eatingpoopuntilyoudie

[👩‍💻 @weirdassfishes]

My parents’ genderfluid dog stays weaponizing his queerness

[marg @mags9873]

We need to bring back racially ambiguous guys rapping over acoustic guitar beats

[marg @mags9873]

Jarvis show me the top ten boners if all time

[marg @mags9873]

Imagine poops stars in SEX CRIMINALS

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Imogen Poots and John Reynolds have been cast as the leads for the series adaptation of ‘SEX CRIMINALS’.

The series follows a couple who rob banks by using their extraordinary ability — when they both have sex, time stops.

(Source: Deadline)

[marg @mags9873]

When tove lo says “day drunk into the night” im like yes exactly

[NEET @neetrockstar]

You’re not ugly bro you’re just niche faps

[#SALEMALI @hatesaIem]

my Grandmother beat my Ass when Michael Jackson died. I don’t know why.

[swinky @swinkying]

you’re on Very thick ice with me . i love you

[adam struggling uncle @strugglinguncle]

moms text you like “please call ASAP” and then you call and they’re like “hello i am your mom”

[MOIRAI @popularknapsack]

this shit is so fucking beasted i'm sorry

[bonni🔆 @bonnibloop_]

my friends are in the bathroom getting higher than the empire state bruh

[Chuckfug @Chuckfug]

Peeing in the shower is truly an indulgent joy, only rivaled by slapping my nonverbal son

[marg @mags9873]

I really believe if benson boone started drinking miller lite and snorting ketamine we could have a real star on our hands

[marg @mags9873]

Drinking kombucha trying to mod my psp on da clock #friyay

[marg @mags9873]

Duncan idaho

[stinky booty @stinkyb0ttom]

need @tedcruz to pull up and suck it

[The Soulful Mandrill @tinylittlehomie]

BREAKING: Never Let You Go by Third Eye Blind has just been named The Song of the Summer

[Jamie @transsexualdyke]

Me: L-O-L. Check this out. Mamdani is totally gaslighting the Orange Man. 😆

My son Marble (Gave him that name so he would come out nonbinary (Not working)): can I go outside today