Magsasaurus Vex

We're here for a good time, not a kong term and some of us aren't natural typists. she/her

[Magsasaurus Vex @mags_kg]

Dear @nytimes crossword setter…this simply can’t be wrong. @daraobriain #Taskmaster

[Magsasaurus Vex @mags_kg]

@ScotCitylink So customers between Edinburgh and Stirling have to hear the burden of cost increases while customers elsewhere see no increase.

[Magsasaurus Vex @mags_kg]

Hi @ScotCitylink can you direct me to where you notify passengers of the 25% increase on fares that came in since Monday? Can’t find it anywhere and one of your drivers said he thought it was an error.

[Magsasaurus Vex @mags_kg]

@ScotCitylink Hi there, the 09:06 from Boness to Edinburgh is showing an hour and a half late. Is that right? The tracker says it hasn’t even reached Dunblane yet. The earlier coaches show as departing on time.

[Magsasaurus Vex @mags_kg]

@ScotCitylink 2nd night I’ve stood at the shandwick place stop in Edinburgh and the 909 just hasn’t turned up! I’ve paid for my return. I even checked with the morning driver that it stops here. What’s going on????

[Magsasaurus Vex @mags_kg]

@chrissyteigen I found it was only noticeably more painful in the earlier trimesters. Managed fine when close to due dates.

[Magsasaurus Vex @mags_kg]

Aaaand it’s time to go. He could have done so much good with 45BN. This place breeds division and anger. Consider whether your presence here supports his vanity and megalomania.

[Magsasaurus Vex @mags_kg]

@McMahonMichelle @elonmusk It’s pretty evil. 😭

[Magsasaurus Vex @mags_kg]

Surely the gods of @All4 appreciate that we are dirty little bingers and the same Skyglass and Jet2 ads in every ad break is bloody tedious? Yes, it’s free and worth saving from that vacuum masquerading as culture secretary so I should be grateful and not complain.

[Magsasaurus Vex @mags_kg]

So it turns out the superior debating skills you get from Oxford = snorting derisively, oblivious to your opponent and any point they made, while repeating bluster, misdirection and shite over and over.

[Magsasaurus Vex @mags_kg]

Being addicted to the DM sidebar of shame might seem harmless but it’s supporting the promotion of inequality. Your politics don’t matter. This is about living in a fair and equal society. This is vile.

[MoS_Politics @MoS_Politics]

Tories accuse Labour’s Angela Rayner of Basic Instinct ploy to distract Boris Johnson:

[Magsasaurus Vex @mags_kg]

200,000 years of cerebral development and my brain’s like “04:22am? Yes, it’s time for Wet Wet Wet’s ‘Sweet Little Mystery’.

“That maaakes maaay try, makes me try, try, tryyy….”

[Magsasaurus Vex @mags_kg]

@hansmollman @bryankgriffin

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@hansmollman And she’s just chuckling at the guy following her on the bike across the bridge, instead of pissing her pants and blinding him with her house keys!

[Magsasaurus Vex @mags_kg]

@TG4TV @HBIreland Tabhair ar Ais an freaky foot 🦶

[Magsasaurus Vex @mags_kg]

@mrjamesob His portfolio gave me a chill. Minister for menace.

[Magsasaurus Vex @mags_kg]

@ThisisPartridge First night out post-baby will be Strategem in Edinburgh. Can’t wait! It was that or Jet from Gladiators at Yeovil aerodrome.

[Magsasaurus Vex @mags_kg]

@joelgolby Colleague said she had to finish her shift early as they were switching off her mum’s life support. Surprised to see her the next day, “what happened??”, “oh she’s fine. They discharged her, she’s feeling much better.”

[Magsasaurus Vex @mags_kg]

@OnlineAlison If he can’t handle the poo, he ain’t gonna do.