Maggie

my cat is my personality

[Maggie @magsholm]

The Whatasweater will never win an ugly sweater competition. It’s too beautiful. @Whataburger

[Steve Stoler @SteveStoler]

Just met Maggie from the City of Pflugerville. She missed her hometown so much, she had the global coordinates of the house she grew up in tattooed on her wrist. Her hometown is Plano, Texas! #TAMIO18 #LovePlano

[Maggie @magsholm]

Ok so yesterday I was like “yay tourism industry” and then they charged me €5 FOR HOT WATER AND A TEA BAG. https://t.co/biNCh62JoM

[Maggie @magsholm]

At some point I don’t fault restaurants for charging me extra as a tourist. It’s a “sorry I don’t speak your language” surcharge.

[Maggie @magsholm]

Me showing up to the ~trendy district~ but not trendy enough to know when the trendy shops open. 🦗🦗

[Maggie @magsholm]

At some point I don’t fault restaurants for charging me extra as a tourist. It’s a “sorry I don’t speak your language” surcharge.

[Whataburger® @Whataburger]

I'm going to Whataburger for Thanksgiving because they'll never ask me when I'm getting married or having kids.

[Maggie @magsholm]

First down, hopefully many more to plan 🙌 https://t.co/1YeTg4bG3b

[Pflugerville, TX @PflugervilleTX]

We want to see your event photos! Tag us and use #chilipfest.

[Avery Eustace @DearAveryL]

Actual footage of Texans fighting #HurricaneHarvey #TexasStrong

[Maggie @magsholm]

@nashasmith You have to use exclusively Livy memes today. 😸

[Maggie @magsholm]

Hey @nashasmith I hear it's #InternationalCatDay

[Maggie @magsholm]

@MeredithBeall I literally do this all the time. With t.u. rings too.

[Maggie @magsholm]

In honor of #HarryPotter20 I present my first copy of HP, barely held together with tape.

[Whataburger® @Whataburger]

All my friends are posting pictures of their babies and engagement rings, and I'm over here posting pics of my Whataburger

[Maggie @magsholm]

At what point do you cross the line between "cover letter" and "begging"?

[Maggie @magsholm]

@nxcare booked ticket over an hour ago to Gatwick and sent to mobile (international) and has not come. Help!

[Maggie @magsholm]

@SereneSelli all i remember from the first time around is hearing your sobs from next door. JUST KIDDING. GOOD LUCK. xx

[Maggie @magsholm]

@guitarsarah this is the long anticipated study abroad. so i'll be there jan-april! we'll be on the same island area- I will see you two!

[Maggie @magsholm]

@guitarsarah as my current favorite londoner, i need some serious tips for my week stay in january!

[Maggie @magsholm]

@headbrad worst pickup line ever. please don't use that.

[Maggie @magsholm]

@guitarsarah yeah...2014 when I'm there for like 6 months to study abroad!