Meg Pierson

Big fan of hippos.

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I did it! Now I’ll watch a couple of Derry Girls to cleanse the pallet.

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I’ve put this off for long enough. I’m going to watch Midsommar alone in a cottage in rural Vermont.

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Prime’s got a trailer for an action movie before it starts. I’m questioning if this was a good idea.

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“But what if Justin Bieber *is* the best America can do?”

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Florence has perfected the toddler level face pout

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Look I’ll be real - people are dying but I’d still visit if they had an Air B&B

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Something is making a noise in the apartment. I regret everything.

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Omg Thesis drama! This is what I’ve been waiting for!

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RE the cliff scene, my grandmother wanted us to do this to her. We took her to Olive Garden instead.

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Love that Mark’s vape smoke pollutes the air every 5 minutes.

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The music in the village must have been written by Sufjan Stevens

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@carolynleeadams It’s my favorite too!! Sometimes if the stakes are low I lie and say I’m from here.

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@carolynleeadams It’s fueled by rye whiskey and sustained by live Tweeting. I welcome thoughts and prayers.

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@cupofstars I’m so ready! She’ll find her tribe!

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When someone who grows up in a commune says they’re *really* glad you’re coming to visit the commune, do not go.

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@cupofstars I didn’t start this whole thing with a Spoilers caveat. Egg on my face!

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I’ve invited so many people to Sweden out of guilt.

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@cupofstars I can’t wait! I hope Vanessa Carlton is playing as the credits roll

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@BurrisCommaBen Lord I can’t think of anything better/worse

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Mom called - they aren’t in Sweden yet. I’m stalling.

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@BurrisCommaBen I want to yell “don’t go in there!” But the “there” is further into that relationship.

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I need them to say Midsommar because a Hinge date corrected me on the pronunciation and I swear to God I think about that at least once a week.

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Just locked the front door preemptively and turned on all the lights upstairs.