mags.mae

“you just gotta keep livin’ man, L-i-v-i-n.”

[mags.mae @magsmae7]

@monsterbbean I agree I miss that app

[mags.mae @magsmae7]

There are two types of Starbs baristas during holiday. The ones who want to burn the apron and the ones who wants to wear reindeer antler headbands with them.

[Dont Show Your Cat @DontShowYourCat]

magic burrito

[mags.mae @magsmae7]

@monsterbbean I love this

[College Confessions @collegefessing]

“There's a dog school in Canada so they don't stay home alone. This is a picture taken on the way to school.”

- Good Hands Boarding Kennels

[mags.mae @magsmae7]

@TitPostLeft The fact that it said kids with head lice don’t need to stay home?? What?? But as a whole this is disgusting

[mags.mae @magsmae7]

@monsterbbean This literally happened to me two days ago it was nasty

[mags.mae @magsmae7]

We made it to May! But also still sad obvi. Let’s get back to June and then make it later and later until there isn’t 1k #WeCanDoThis #iwish

[HeyJackass.com @w_h_thompson]

Earlier today, #Chicago tallied 2022’s 1,000th person shot. Past 1,000 shot milestones:
2021: April 26th
2020: May 23rd
2019: June 5th
2018: May 26th
2017: April 24th
2016: April 20th
2015: June 2nd
2014: June 19th

[mags.mae @magsmae7]

Zendaya is the Meryl Streep/Sandra Bullock/Julie Andrews of our generation and I will stand by that

[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

me in my room:

[mags.mae @magsmae7]

I just found out bc of a tweet Ken Jong posted, that Bob Saget died. IM LITERALLY SO SAD WHY DID I WANNA GROW UP??

[Barry Butler Photography @barrybutler9]

From our city to yours, from my home to yours, Merry Christmas. #chicago

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

SOMEONE LEFT A FULL PLATE OF COOKIES. AND A GLASS OF MILK. RIGHT BY THE FIREPLACE FOR ME. I AM NOT KIDDING. WHAT A NIGHT

[mags.mae @magsmae7]

The “real Santa” in the movie Elf isn’t the real Santa bc if he was then he would’ve seen buddy and known he wasn’t the only one awake and moving about at the orphanage bc Santa sees you when you’re sleeping and knows when you’re awake

[elijah🐻🐰 @ThvK00kiee]

Twitter is fun. You kinda just talk to yourself and sometimes someone replies

[mags.mae @magsmae7]

Even the birds in Florida be out here wildin

[WGN TV News @WGNNews]

WATCH: Bald eagle snatches shark from man fishing in Florida https://t.co/HXCS63Mm0N

[College Confessions @collegefessing]

“College, according to everyone else, was supposed to be the time of my life. Its actually been the worst 4 years of my life ever. I wish I could go back to high school but when I talk about this no one else feels the same.”

- CSU

[mags.mae @magsmae7]

The grinch is Dr. Seuss’ version of krampus

[mags.mae @magsmae7]

Sometimes I have crazy conspiracies that pop in my head and my twitter will now be devoted to having those conspiracies written somewhere for me to look back on 😂

[mags.mae @magsmae7]

But since the two ladies who raise him seem to be very close and obviously live together so they probably are partners. Therefore the grinch is the product of what Dr. Seuss imagined would be the product of a homosexual relationship between two women