mags 🦇

local post office hater | she/her

[mags 🦇 @magsmuzi]

you guessed it: things r great!

[hunter @hunter_hhhh]

How we doin on breadsticks over here?

[sophie 🌛 @cowboylikebug]

when I have something to do at 3 pm and therefore can’t do anything for the rest of the day until it’s done

[Decay @sp0replay]

the human mind was not meant to experience a grocery store

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

“Cant wait for summer so i can wear nice fits”

the fits:

[trish @ultragloss]

four tickets for barbie please

[maybe: clare @clur19]

girl dinner

[raven🐸 @froggycrossing]

i want to take out my brain and scrub it with a bar of soap and a dish brush and then pat it dry with a towel and slather it in aquaphor and then put it back inside my skull

[mags 🦇 @magsmuzi]

@alejandrobas97 happy birthday

[klit klittredge @klitklittredge]

the ideal walkable city

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

America was such bitch on Friday and now expects us to attend her birthday party on Tuesday? I don't think so, sweetie.

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

The “guns don’t kill people” people sure seem to think a book can make you gay.