MAGY

[ally @KellAlly]

float like poop sting like pee

[cinematogrxphy @cinematogrxphy]

coraline (2009) dir. henry selick

[MrsFishVEVO @Will_Kellogg]

My mom giving me flat ginger ale when I had an upset stomach

[Thomas Delano Cat 🐈 @Tom_D_Cat_]

not gonna stop grinding til my driveway look like this 😤💯

[MAGY @magsphil]

“baking” is stirring things and eating handfuls of chocolate chips

[MAGY @magsphil]

“it just smells so fresh out here” says a lady walking by, while I sit on the park bench eating cold leftover refried beans

[MEFeater Magazine @mefeater]

Congratulations to @MichaelaCoel on winning her first Emmy for outstanding writing in a limited series, TV movie, or drama special for ‘I May Destroy You’ ✨#Emmys

[MAGY @magsphil]

idk what’s more impressive: that I’ve lost my phone 4 times throughout my time at csu, or that someone has turned it into lost and found every time.

[MAGY @magsphil]

everyone is talking about the met gala but no one is talking about meat gala… says a lot about society

[charlie @chunkbardey]

want my coffee to be colder. soon enough i’ll want it to be warmer though, and i’ll miss moments like this when it was too hot. i have to remember that

[MAGY @magsphil]

just ate a raw onion, raw tomato, & tuna straight from the can for dinner for the 2nd day in a row, calling it the shrek diet

[MAGY @magsphil]

gonna start bringing a paintball gun on every bike ride so I can shoot cars that get too close

[La Lucha Sigue @Moet_Marxist]

Tell me you live in an economically stratified and racially segregated “progressive” city without saying you live in an economically stratified and racially segregated “progressive” city

[John Skrtic @SkrticX]

#Cleveland (1973). Source: National Archives.

[The Sopranos Guy™ @uncle_june]

Nobody:

Silvio Dante when literally anybody speaks to him:

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

acab includes lifeguards. i'll run as fast as i want at the pool.

[Mike Scollins @mikescollins]

Ladies and gentlemen, the long weekend.