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[ron mexico @troop_hater]

god is alive in every bottle of miller high life

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

[in the middle of a severe panic attack triggered by thinking about the passage of time] i bet listening to seventeen by sharon van etten will be helpful right now

[! @magspio]

life is a trolley problem and I’m tied to the tracks

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

shrekking | noun | purposefully dating someone considered unattractive

[! @magspio]

3 poems that I return to again and again

[alaska @145k4]

everyone wants to say "this poem sucks" that poem sucks"" etc but very few brave enough to say Helllo, here is a poem i LIKE!! This is my taste!

[h @ipodmacbook]

upstairs neighbor came home while me and the door to door verizon guy were on the stoop trying on each others glasses

[Bodie @bodie9210472856]

I eat my french fries when theyre cold and hard and gross because that’s what I deserve

[! @magspio]

I didn’t know this was happening

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

For sale dead horse never beat

[! @magspio]

watched pillion and was jealous of ray’s 606 shelving system

[bby teeth @teethforsale]

Looking for a fragrance with notes of industrial glue and concrete

[! @magspio]

I will be thinking about this line for months

[! @magspio]

a small mood board for the week

[Meesh Hell @waziot]

Apparently the job interviewer doesn’t like it when your biggest weakness is beautiful latinas

[bink @knotbink]

Just let your girlfriend be crazy like who cares bro

[trish @ultragloss]

picking up the hem of my baggy pants to walk up the stairs like it’s a ballgown

[luci @lucirules]

i always need to pee but it's just because my heart is so big it pushes on my bladder