Mags

Curvaceous & utterly shameless. Educating the London youth in being awesome.

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PLEASE @bt_uk just give me decent consistent internet connection. We've been having problems for a YEAR after you renewed our contract (without our permission). I'm desperate to leave you now!

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Hey @lufthansa I've been at Heathrow for nearly 5 hours with my 21-month old waiting for a flight to Munich... any news on the cancelled 9am?!

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Some days I am so proud of myself and everything I have achieved.
Some days I tell myself I'm a cunt because I misunderstood a social situation when I was 6 and pushed someone over.
Swings and roundabouts I guess

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@BTCare "You'll get a new hub within 7 days" on Dec 28th... I know bank holidays get in the way but come on!

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@BTCare how am I STILL without internet after 6 weeks & hours on the phone to you?! Can't work from home OR relax with Netflix 😭 fix and refund!!

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The irony of being cut-up by an MPV promoting autism awareness because he refused to look at me.....

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I fucking dare you to suggest your last 15 minutes were more challenging than mine

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So today has either been a test from God or I am in fact in my own version of Lost

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@Piecaramba planning to lunch with you guys today on our way down to the New Forest - do you have highchairs?

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So this morning I brushed my teeth with a towel over my ears (wet hair / drowned out crying baby) and I'm pretty sure that's my origin story

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Anyone ever seen a Pomeranian with shorn hair? I did today and I feel icky...

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Who would have thought "where does the spoon go?" could have so many options that AREN'T "Oooh yes thank you mother it goes in my mouth" ?!

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@jimmy_smallwood Then my work here is done

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At choir. "If you can hear yourself singing loudly everyone else can" YES THAT'S WHY I SING LOUDLY?!

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@NRE_GWR Great - this has been going on over 30 mins & now they tweet? FRIEND MISSING BDAY SURPRISE!!

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Hey @NRE_GWR why is my friend's train not moving into LDN? ETA has moved from 9am to "indefinitely delayed" so she'll miss our bday event!

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NO - ONE WARNED ME THERE WOULD BE YODELLING

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"She looks like Gay Malfoy, the brother you don't hear about much"

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"I can't tell if she's fit or not. It's all too loud and flashy. But she looks angry. I like that"

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Rob's a massive fan of the Dutch girls. Can't imagine why