maggie

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Where one door closes another door opens

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just popping on with a quick question - what’s west of Westeros?
asking for a friend

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yall mind if I quit my job and move across the state?

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🤯

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sprite in the chipotle water cup is my act of defiance

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yes, I did finish game of thrones last night and it’s all I want to talk about but I’m unfortunately almost 5 years too late to do so

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@clitsimulation Bet she would never take a pick with EMTs

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so hyper fixated on chicken caesar salad rn it isn’t even funny

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@schmelterformom Still thinking about this…

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Lydia said “get a drink or two in you and you’ll be funny”

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everyone said I look cute today except for you what’s the hold up

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@biggremmus

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the parents of the kids I nanny for literally bought me a pair of Beyoncé tickets today

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@elktop damn it Ellie put the toilet seat down when you’re done

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I miss raising my hand in school, the potential was limitless

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@confusedbinch he’s cancelled the fan stays on and the window cracked

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Should I marry him?

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great question

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@bigjuicynatural put me in the running babe you’re not going down without a fight

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oh shit it’s almost shark week