Magugu

Husband, father, self-challenger, IT enthusiast, entrepreneur, and a firm believer in equity.
~Behold the tortoise... and learn~

[Magugu @Magugux]

... Yesterday is not today, and today is not tomorrow. Everyday rises fresh from the hands of Were...

[Magugu @Magugux]

@hicasamadim 32

[Magugu @Magugux]

@Wilspart @amenya_nelson For those unfamiliar with the muddy trenches of Facebook, here...

https://t.co/ObOgSD4OU0

[GlennØ🇰🇪 @glennotiende]

I sent 50k using swift almost a month ago through @Coopbankenya on 30th June to the United States.

They charged me almost 5k to transfer the cash... Had I known it would have been this exorbitant I wouldn't have done it. Regardless, it's now been almost a month. The funds never reached the recipient. It has just been a month of being taken round in circles. Endless trips to the bank. Have been fruitless..

I was even told to pay a further 600 to reverse the money (comical, since it's the same guys who couldn't send the money to the destination telling me to pay them to reverse it) I am calling on @CBKKenya to help me in this matter. I know 50k is not a lot... But Kwa Mimi mkulima mdogo. That is a lot of cash. Kindly help me by sharing this tweet, so that people can be wary of these crooks in suits

[Magugu @Magugux]

@MutindaMoki @KenyanSays It's wild man! 😂

[Magugu @Magugux]

@farman4x 9943

[Magugu @Magugux]

@Simi_2210_ 20?

[Magugu @Magugux]

@WycOdiwuor @C_NyaKundiH Nah! That sh!+head wamashati took us there. His minion kasongo is simply closing the gate after him.

You are absolutely right about protesting though. It's one super weapon that we still have left.

[Magugu @Magugux]

@Angle__wix The man a skunk who needs to get his head outta her sh!th0le

As a man you can't grovel that much demanding for an apology and threatening consequences

[Magugu @Magugux]

@zack_nazareth @WilliamsRuto Kutulia kitu gani?

[Magugu @Magugux]

@CyprianWazala @WilliamsRuto Your kind mirrors the court jesters of medieval times who always claimed the king’s foulest farts as their own - bowing deeply and crying, “Mine, sire, mine!” - losing their self dignity to save the king’s own by turning royal wind into a punchline. Kasongo's strategy is crap.

[Frenky @its_Frenky]

Bro ,the BILLIONAIRE you are ;HIDING behind power ;forcing many MONTHS of OVERTAXATION slaving to defend you underperforming regime and BOLd extortion GANGSTERISM driven by GREED;;is HEARTLESS to loyal Kenyans ,INSULT to democracy and BETRAYAL to a free country that KENYA once was .

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[IT Unprofessional @it_unprofession]

HR forced me to hire a junior systems administrator last week.

He's 23 years old and showed up on day 1 carrying a physical notebook.

He spent his first morning looking at our backend and realized my automation scripts were written in 2008.

He asked me why we're running deprecated code that relies on an unpatched version of Windows 7.

I told him we employ a strategy of chronological obfuscation.

I explained that modern malware is designed to attack modern architecture.

By keeping our infrastructure trapped in the Bush administration, we're immune to zero-day exploits.

You can't hack what you can't interface with.

He looked at me like I was insane and asked about data compliance.

I leaned back in my chair and whispered the phrase "asynchronous legacy tunneling".

He immediately closed his notebook and apologized for questioning my vision.

I spent the rest of the afternoon watching a 4-hour documentary about the Roman Empire at my desk.

Next week I'm going to make him untangle category 5 cables for character development.

[Magugu @Magugux]

@Iamemperor00 For a moment there, I thought his chicken was a cock.

[Magugu @Magugux]

@FGaitho237 X seems to be limiting the responses visible in this your post - can only see two.
That said, voters aren't fools, but finite beings for whom survival instincts, tribal loyalty, and cognitive economy rationally outweigh the luxury of perpetually interrogating politicians' moves.

[Magugu @Magugux]

@waakamau @FGaitho237 The actual F!

[Magugu @Magugux]

@antonkavin @Mimiiben1

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@Mimiiben1 @antonkavin

[Magugu @Magugux]

@barrack_gumba Man was one cold hearted MF.