In Elon we trust. Who needs social security, medicare, Medicaid when we can devote all those taxpayer funds to building a colony on Mars. Thank you Elon. #MAGA
#MAGA YES! LFG! Now Elon can make sure tax payer money is no longer wasted going to social security or medicare, but he can divert all those funds to the real things that make America great like getting to Mars! https://t.co/Kz172HHe54
BREAKING from CNN:
“The Justice Department is investigating a potential crime related to funneling money to the White House in exchange for a presidential pardon, according to a court record unsealed on Tuesday by the chief judge of the DC District Court.”
We’ve spent the last five months playing teacher, doctor, cook, soccer coach, classmate, and Peppa fucking Pig to our quarantined kids. You think we won’t figure out how to play mail carrier to vote you out???
China is a dictatorship that, for decades, enforced a one child per family policy under penalty of forced sterilization. But they can't close down the farmer's market from hell? #CoronaVirus#WetMarkets