Honorius's Absolutely Filthy Pussy

Come to me, you from the four winds, ruler of all, who breathed spirit into men for life, whose is the hidden and unspeakable name.

[Visakan Veerasamy @visakanv]

out of all the writing I’ve encountered about raising little kids, I think this is the piece I’m most grateful to have read

[hato @ha4to]

sorry for this

[Honorius's Absolutely Filthy Pussy @magusofjism]

@ily_alive_girl Olga is the primary image of Slavic women outside of Nazi forums babe

[Cishet Ralsei @h8scd]

a very under discussed reason why so many jobs are on skeleton crews is so they can overwork you to the point you turn into an armchair supervisor who cares about people calling in sick because that means even more work you have to do

[roshan @rhymewithocean]

elizabeth holmes husband charlie kirk reveal is a landmark moment in cinematic history

[margaret qualley’s texas dialect coach @dyk3tte]

not to go ten toes down but i maintain that amanda’s portrayal of elizabeth holmes was both generous and humanizing

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

ELIZABETH HOLMES: of course it worked. the lights turned on. it was on the cloud

NATHAN FIELDER: ok. but you know what feelings are, right? like you have them?

WEIRD COCAINE HUSBAND: [watching youtube at 2x speed] babe it says here the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

[Qiyana4WildRift @chan_exe]

Went from coolest shield in the game to generic league shield number 23639267

[edd @popnpog]

good bit in new simpsons tonight

[goma @soigomaa]

Gardener trimmed the right bush all those years and it has finally paid off.

[Honorius's Absolutely Filthy Pussy @magusofjism]

@iS2BRTZJK mind you the entire joke is that koreans AREN'T naturally that pale and the amount of tone-up cream idols are using is insane

[Honorius's Absolutely Filthy Pussy @magusofjism]

@CypressDahlia in my particular ideal version of this there are still plentiful normal humans, all of whom treat the meat machines as a saturday morning cartoon cadre of superheroes beloved by children everywhere. i'm unclear on whether or not that being ACCURATE would be funnier

[Honorius's Absolutely Filthy Pussy @magusofjism]

@deadlock_8 "remembers what happened to dota realizes how that shit died"

[Honorius's Absolutely Filthy Pussy @magusofjism]

@communoah babe we don't even need to go that far, that shit happens in straight bdsm too

[Honorius's Absolutely Filthy Pussy @magusofjism]

@MikkytheHamster she needs salt-and-pepper hair and some smile lines this is not negotiable

[Honorius's Absolutely Filthy Pussy @magusofjism]

@mert GenAI is terrible at all of those things, which in the case of mathematics is almost impressive considering it's a computer program.

[Angel Money @reverendmoney]

It must feel so liberating after a lifetime of what I can only imagine was immense pressure to maintain beauty to now have a personal brand almost entirely based around being as creatively grotesque as possible

[Honorius's Absolutely Filthy Pussy @magusofjism]

@wali_hv you people are not seriously using "goyim" as a synonym for "sheep" you are so goddamn stupid. stop talking like a fucking nazi this isn't difficult

[tyler dean v. @tylerdeanv]

“Women will stay being allies*”

*Until they get married or are even dating a homophobe, until they get even slightly inconvenienced, or until a tweet about a K-pop star or cartoon “radicalizes” them into hating homos.

[ParanoidPanda @ParanoidPanda]

Straight women on twitter love to claim that their demographic en masse helped gay men get our rights, and then we somehow betrayed them.

It's a lie. There's no place or time where that happened. LGBT people won our rights with our own work. We owe nothing to straight women.