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she/her :) aquarium ♒️🐠 :)

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Here's a nice video of me fainting during the 10 flight in eighth grade 👌 enjoy (video creds: the taylors @Sarah_Jane_911 )

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having narcolepsy is so crazy. like i rlly am gonna be on the brink of an anxiety attack all day just bc i had a bad dream. that is not very swag-money of me.

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i would kill a man for a steaming hot bowl of hot and sour soup oh my god.

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just a reminder that i’m still kinda hot 🫡

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i still thinks it’s so funny that my sister, who is 6 yrs older than me, was helping my dad coach my volleyball team when i was in 3rd grade and a girl on my team said something rude to me so kelsey just spiked a ball right into her face. only time her aim has ever been good

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@Daddi_Yankii look, no they didn’t and im gonna pretend you never said that. :(

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taking a quick moment to appreciate netflix for making code lyoko available 🫡

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@zir07 @yungmoneymal blaming the workers and not the system 😩🤪 hell yeah.

when i worked in customer service i begged my boss to stop scheduling me 40+ hours as a part-time employee and i couldn’t even get that. what makes you think they’d RAISE my pay??? lmao

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my shadow was looking snatched today. good for her.

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im still low key mad that UNI kept me from dancing at state and nationals even though they said i’d be cleared to dance within 2-3 days, just in time for state, and nationals was still a month away.
i got cleared the DAY before we left for nationals. 2-3 days?? no, over 1 month

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my grandpa had to go to be the ER a few days ago, right? right. y’all, my grandma could NOT stop reminding the nurses abt his DNR. like, girl, all they asked was your insurance provider, why you bringing up the DNR already. damn.

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happy world narcolepsy day y’all! if anyone tries to tell me they’re tired today im going to fight them in honor of the holiday. :) thanks :)

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listening to my boyfriends story @ the packers game rn is giving the the ick, low key. don’t tell him.

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i still can’t believe the first and only time i went to The Home Depot i had a random guy WRAP HIS ARM AROUND ME and he said “this is my future wife right here”

i— i almost punched a middle aged man that day

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narcolepsy is a mental and physical disability??? i really get “the best of both worlds” here

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like this mf was posting for his wedding anniversary maybe three days ago and messaged me last night trying to get together???? all i said to that mf: “didn’t you have an anniversary or sum earlier this week?”
like i do not play games, im not flattered, i find it repulsive

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nah bc if you’re gonna be posting about your wife or girlfriend all over social media then hit ME up to try to fuck, i will call your stupid ass out with no remorse. i don’t give a fuck, go pay attention to her you weird fucker

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nah bc if you’re gonna be posting about your wife or girlfriend all over social media then hit ME up to try to fuck, i will call your stupid ass out with no remorse. i don’t give a fuck, go pay attention to her you weird fucker

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@Risbooklover like you don’t realize it until you snap out of it and you’re suddenly gasping for damn air bc same

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@KelsoB13 them mfs put you in a legit coma so that better be a small payment of a million dollars right in ur little pocket or im taking them to trial for pissing me off.

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never forget when my exs brother stole 10 of my adderall that i 1) can’t refill early and 2) needed to literally function from day to day so i wouldn’t collapse at random. wonder how he’s been.