Benjamin Rutledge, a real delight.

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Stop reading minds. You’re not good at it. This means you.

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@WaffleHouse @WaffleHouse waffles are like a box of chocolates,…

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@lowrydan11 @CCPISASSH0E A cockney accent?

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So THAT’S how there’s always just one show randomly on the side of the road!!! 🤦🏼‍♂️

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@elonmusk Is no one worried about giving a vastly superior hive mind an uncontested and incontestable high ground?

(Yes, I realize the gif shows idiots destroying the Earth, but bureaucracies are also often uncontested and incontestable.)

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@sartoria5152 @ShaunHumphrey65 @BrandonStraka Credit cards are charging everyone everything they can. I have a 798 FICO score and I made a purchase at @DiscountTire not 1 hour ago and the @synchrony Car Care card has a 39.99% APR.

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@jasonpace 2^∞

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@CCPISASSH0E Three hacks in a row starting at 9:56 https://t.co/A4WMWEI6Zw

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@washghost1

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@cementedgoal @RightNUFC Where to?

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@michaeljhout @redsteeze Ray Romano

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@BuffaloRon That one, or the one behind?

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@smcroasters Did you lose your bid for that ‘05 Jeep Wrangler Sierra Sport with the 6” lift and 35’s?

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@CCPISASSH0E

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@CCPISASSH0E Then Microsoft Mesh is just the immersive collaboration experience (nightmare fuel) for you:

https://t.co/W4zshvykFH

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@CNviolations That’s a fast green.

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@Brink_Thinker …parents really just kicked their kids out of the house every afternoon, Sun-Sat, to wander the neighborhood…

There. Fixed it.

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@imcorinnemec Bear walks into a bar and says, “I’ll have a whisky…
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…and a beer chaser.”

Bartender says, “What’s with the big pause?”

(Paws) 🐾

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@GraveyardCreeps He’s going the distance

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@LuckyMcGee @billytex940

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@mollyfprince Can you mute the keyword “@grok”?