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[michael @mahcull]

Day 4 of Quarantine:
I’ve named all of my pillows after my coworkers and have started “Office Pranks”. I’m eagerly awaiting retaliation.

[USMNT Only @usmntonly]

THEY TOLD US 'IT'S JUST PARAGUAY' 😭😭😭

BEATING PARAGUAY AIN'T FOR EVERYONE 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Salvador Iglesias Jr @Javisness]

- Papá, ¿Cómo fueron los partidos del lunes 29 de Junio del Mundial 2026?

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[Keith Edwards @keithedwards]

computer, enhance

[Jeff @JeffFcb14]

Los zapatos de Davinson Sánchez según el árbitro del VAR:

[Riley Nuttall @nuttallriley1]

Last silly post of the day ❤️

[Pedro Ronchi @PedroRonchi2]

Então devolve para eles:

[michael @mahcull]

My Sony TV that I’ve had for 10 years is finally on its last leg. Thank you for the memories 💙

[michael @mahcull]

@AnimetrendsLA GO JAPAN!

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Edward Norton talking to himself at the USA-Türkiye game 😅

[Pop Base @PopBase]

For the first time in history, Mexico has won all three of its group stage matches at the World Cup.

[はくらく HAKURAKU @hakuraku8969]

Me voy de México con lágrimas😢
Gracias por los recuerdos tan hermosos💚🤍❤️🇲🇽

[Mariana Oliveira @marioliveirain]

Os colombianos respeitosamente esperando ele acabar de cantar o hino da seleção do Congo sozinho para depois vibrarem com ele 🥲

[michael @mahcull]

@Shane00 You’re right there has never been a country named after LeBron. There are levels to this.

[michael @mahcull]

@susylicious2023 Lmao my goal is to touch two balls and score 3 goals. Fuckin guy.

[Caleb Hammer @sircalebhammer]

Nah bro, fuck this shit.

This housing bill is one of the most ACTUALLY effective (non performative) pieces of legislation that will directly affect real cost-of-living for the majority of Americans in a LONG time.

Fuck. This. Shit.

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Step 1: Remove filters in Reflecting Pool because Obama put them in.
Step 2: Give your criminal neighbor who runs "Greenwater Services" a $20 million no-bid contract to paint the pool.
Step 3: Fill the pool with water from the Potomac River, the phosphates from which cause algae blooms.
Step 4: Freshly sealed pool and extreme heat result in a super scum event
Step 5: Direct National Park Service to dump hydrogen peroxide into the pool which causes the paint to peel.
Step 5: Deploy US National Guard to stop people from taking photos of the swamp as a perfect metaphor for the administration.
Step 6: Blame someone else.

[Mightykeef @MightyKeef]

@bradtrav6 😭😭😭

[michael @mahcull]

@AtlantisGS @ThienemanSZN You forgot about rich people. They always get the red carpet treatment. Gotta love the tax laws.

[michael @mahcull]

@kanavtwt That’s jay’s son bro you’re reading it wrong.