Morants

HIPHOP CULTURE, GAMING AND SPORTS

[Skeka @onlyskeka]

If you're wondering what's the end point of all these women who post thirst traps here, be sure ni iyo route ya Lydia Warui na Wangeci. We wait.

[Sheriff @Kotsheriff]

Watu are really grateful huku nje. There's this guy I connected him with a corporate job kwa serikali sai ako kwa permanent payslip. End month he send me half of his salary ati kunywa chai, hiyo ni ya kukushukuru.

[My heart is in Toulouse @Tee_Felicit]

There is this annoying stereotype where ati ju Mimi ni mluhya, watu (middle class) wanapenda kuniuliza kama najua anyone in the village who can become their maid.
First of all, fuck you.

[Abu Iman @Mr_Guantai]

54?? Naaaah. That figure is woefully low. Tuko in the pits my guy.

[𝐉!𝐌𝐌𝐘 🔰 @kafangi]

Money elevates

[MakaaMotuo @ian_fes]

The moment you get attached to a lady it's game ove. My campus Ex tulkuwa tunaishi na yeye realized this and gave me a proper lesson.alingoja time nmeenda game Real madrid vs Arsenal akaenda sleep over kwa Ex wake alirudi following day jioni and reminded me we ain't married yet

[Mwendefrey @Mwendefrey]

Gen Zs are broke cos they are online 24/7, they choose jobs, they feel the world owes them a good life and they think they are intelligent when they are the least intelligent era in human history.

[Blaze Officiel @B3laze]

Hahah esp laziness

[Fãther Moh @mwenda_Mmutegi]

Bedroom crisis huhit differently hii masaa ya 2am to 4am. Nimestretch mkono kwa bed only to find her missing. Turning nkaona lights za living room ziko on. Nimeenda kuuliza radaa nkapata kamamaa kanatype kwa laptop while crying. I don't know whats cooking but man I could be...

[Nathan ✰ @Just1Nathann_]

My uncle once told me, “If you walk into a room full of criminals, the one with the innocent face is probably the gang leader.”

It’s not just about criminals. The innocent looking girl and the honest guy at work might be the freakiest and most dangerous people you’ll ever meet.

[AbbieZuena @abbiezuena]

Luo Nyanza is officially Sifunized- SISI NDIO SIFUNA!

It is so decided!

Simba ni Mmoja.

[Dr Boni Khalwale, MD, CBS @DrBKhalwale]

Thank God, sasa, Sen Edwin Sifuna, aka Mr Empty, aka the drunkard now has a party, the Linda Mwananchi Movement! Does he have any chance against @WilliamsRuto, the self-proclaimed cleverest man in Kenya?
Vote

[Linda Mwananchi @LindaMwananchi_]

H.E. Edwin Sifuna with Mama Ida Odinga.

[Linda Mwananchi @LindaMwananchi_]

We came, we saw, we conquered ✊🏿

[la chusma @prollyhighaf]

Now THIS is a good TL topic

[Fredah Onduso @FredahOndu61763]

Kwani Luo nation mnataka kufanya kama Ol-Kalao.
Ukiwa mslow utadhani serikali iko Na Kura in luoland.🤣
@edwinsifuna was home bana.. mashemeji Hao..💫

[Bane @MisterAlbie]

This is called Dead Letter Box and it’s how Osama Bin Laden used to communicate with his fellow freedom fighters/terrorists

[🍁RASTA MAN™🍁 @ItsJeffreyJeff]

She must be the problem.. at that age kupata mtu ni ngumu sana,if she's desperate enough labda akue bibi wa pili au wa tatu

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

If you have managed to consistently have the same phone number for more than 10 years, you are a very organized and stable person in life. How old is your sim card?