veeramahesh

[veeramahesh @mahesh8]

I'm going to hell in so many different religions. http://t.co/RyHKpeWV

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http://t.co/wV2kg6Yp Ear wax is disgusting. But when you're out of Vegemite, you're out of Vegemite.

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http://t.co/zoRJuUSK I can't control my urge to pull tube tops down.

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http://t.co/B0suzlqR Well, I've been clean 6 days now. This 'showering' thing is amazing.

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http://t.co/Ph4726NS I have beiber fever; every time i hear about him i get sick.

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http://t.co/SQQKqO8c If you want to find a needle in a haystack, burn the haystack.

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http://t.co/aF5Mdm1y If your name is Willis then you automatically have no idea what the fuck you're talkin bout.

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"Is this a card?" -the vague street magician http://t.co/CbW5IfyE

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http://t.co/dnql0SV1 This orgy would be a lot more fun if the people would loosen up and quit calling it an "elevator".

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Wish our neighbors would splurge on quieter hookers. http://t.co/3WwiJQrd

[veeramahesh @mahesh8]

I really want to meet this Hardon Collider. Is he a new pornstar? http://t.co/nMAEqQwy