Walt Diceny

Person. Chemist. Non-scientist. Iraq Vet. Improviser. They call me dice because my Schlenk game is so nice. Also because I carry dice...to prove a point.

[Flipside Gaming @FlipsideGaming]

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[Walt Diceny @mahfacehurts]

@MichaelBaumann Using Youtube to listen to old music or watch DIY videos instead of original entertainment. And along the same vein, watching someone else that you aren’t in the room with play video games.

[Walt Diceny @mahfacehurts]

This is the fate of every college still going through with in-person instruction in the next month

[Walt Diceny @mahfacehurts]

@DarthMediocrity @NatureNews This you?

[Walt Diceny @mahfacehurts]

@snitty Wii

[toni @laterchalamet]

I now present to you, the Lady Bird trailer, but I scream every word...

[Philip N Cohen @familyunequal]

if you made single mothers a simple explanation for rising crime back then, now you owe them an apology (from my new book)

[the golden flow to top it off @annielkozak]

This selection from a 1945 issue of The Berkshire Eagle is a HUGE Massachusetts mood.

[the golden flow to top it off @annielkozak]

When you're an improvisor and realize you've only ever passed off vague pop culture references as humor and have never written or delivered a real joke with a punchline

[Walt Diceny @mahfacehurts]

Fascinating detective work https://t.co/NVQpYBPy2a

[Conspirador Norteño @conspirator0]

A pattern you may have noticed: many bot and troll accounts have usernames that end in 8 random digits.

[Walt Diceny @mahfacehurts]

And 1000s of privates screamed out in unison "wtf! This is bullshit!" And the SNCO's were happy cuz they didn't have to be with their fams https://t.co/f3LtOPv02D

[CSPAN @cspan]

.@POTUS: "We're actually thinking about, 4th of July, Pennsylvania Avenue, having a really great parade to show our military strength."

[Walt Diceny @mahfacehurts]

Here is a better way to impress your college prof: Don't come to office hrs asking Q's about content from the start of sem. day before final https://t.co/ZJuearIqTD

[Dr. Steve Perry @DrStevePerry]

I rarely hear ppl discuss what college students wear to class. Keep in mind, college is your JOB & the prof IS YOUR BOSS. Impress her.

[Walt Diceny @mahfacehurts]

Wow, now Silicon Valley is even disrupting the feminism-space! So revolutionary! Much Vision! https://t.co/Vayjmlfj7H

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Uber’s search for a female CEO has been narrowed down to 3 men https://t.co/eYnrE09dBV

[Chris Kempshall (Gone to Bluesky) @ChrisKempshall]

In many ways #Cassini died a true #academic's death. Crushed by overwhelming pressure after 20 years on the same project with no way home.

[Walt Diceny @mahfacehurts]

Untuckit must be struggling hard if their commercials are switching tactics to being crazy passive-aggressive for not seeing the “vision”

[Walt Diceny @mahfacehurts]

None of those things people go to Bodegas for. Also vending machines have existed for decades. https://t.co/cO5TvyzYbX

[Fast Company @FastCompany]

Two ex-Googlers want to make bodegas and mom-and-pop corner stores obsolete https://t.co/FLaYGdwmFr

[Walt Diceny @mahfacehurts]

Part of me was hoping for a finale similar to the leftover but I should have reminded myself that Lynch wouldn't want it that way #twinpeaks

[Clown Store @sevkatechnology]

a @Reductress for men would be literally impossible