maria🥀

3/23/20👩‍❤️‍👨 Adaline 👶🏻

[maria🥀 @mahhhriaa]

I am the dumbass sister

[maria🥀 @mahhhriaa]

Seriously

[S 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 @_wildflowers__]

I’ve barely texted anyone back the last two weeks. It’s easy to post a tweet but it’s harder to have a genuine conversation and be fully present and engaged in conversation. So to all my friends just know I love you and I’m not ignoring you. My energy just isn’t there lately.

[maria🥀 @mahhhriaa]

In less than a month, I’ma be 28 😅

[des @theaquariusmilf]

why hasn’t he asked me to be his wife yet???????

[maria🥀 @mahhhriaa]

@kaylaa_waayla I got mine today and I didn’t even know there was one going out lol

[TheThiccHashira @yari_yenssy]

He’s just pearled TF outta that joint soo fast 😂😂😭

[maria🥀 @mahhhriaa]

I wish it was raining here too 😢😢

[Lay❤️‍🔥 @jorlay_]

The sound of the rain makes me horn— I mean makes me happy.

[BOA @bitchonarrival]

🤗

[TRÆ @Mac_Trae]

This guy tweeted this

[maria🥀 @mahhhriaa]

It’s safe to say… my bro’s love my boyfriend more than me lol

[maria🥀 @mahhhriaa]

Brother 2: better stop making my cuñado (bro in law) mad, he’ll fuck up your other eye
🙃🤣🤣

[maria🥀 @mahhhriaa]

Brother: what happened to your eye?
Me: Mario got mad at me…
Brother: Danmm
😑😂😂😂

[maria🥀 @mahhhriaa]

I rub my mans ass for good luck 🥰🥰

[k. @buffysbIair]

dramatic? no this was quite appropriate i thought my life was over

[Syd @sydney_strasner]

men who get up early and go work in the cold deserve the world

[Lay❤️‍🔥 @jorlay_]

Canelo daddy af 🥵

[maria🥀 @mahhhriaa]

And on November 1st Netflix decided to add all the good scary movies 😑🙃🙃

[maria🥀 @mahhhriaa]

So because Chris Pratt didn’t mention his son on a post he was dedicating to his wife, he doesn’t love him? He’s a shitty dad? He forgot he has a son? Whaaaat 😂