Mahinda Rajapaksa

A parody, duh.

[Mahinda Rajapaksa @mahindarising]

Right. I'mma call it a night.

[Mahinda Rajapaksa @mahindarising]

Remember folks, always look up. I know I do.

[Mahinda Rajapaksa @mahindarising]

BFFs4EVA.

[Mahinda Rajapaksa @mahindarising]

This is size of Ranil's donga.

[Mahinda Rajapaksa @mahindarising]

I has sadness.

[Mahinda Rajapaksa @mahindarising]

@jackpoint627 @tingilye @AzzamAmeen @rangaba @Dinoukc @shiharaneez I have my stake for you right here.

*points to crotch*

[Mahinda Rajapaksa @mahindarising]

I had you followed @tingilye when I was president. Now it's your turn to follow me. Give an old man some love. #Mahinda2015

[Mahinda Rajapaksa @mahindarising]

Can someone give Wimal a glass of water? That boy exhausts his deep throat for me in more ways than one.

[Mahinda Rajapaksa @mahindarising]

How's the Ministry treating you @HarshadeSilvaMP? Enjoy it while it lasts. I know I did. #Swag #Mahinda2015

[Mahinda Rajapaksa @mahindarising]

Enjoy the short lived freedom, @AzzamAmeen @rangaba @tingilye @Dinoukc @shiharaneez. I'mma be back soon, bitchez. #Mahinda2015

[Mahinda Rajapaksa @mahindarising]

Who wants some freedom? Come on, give us a chance. I'll free the crap out of you. #Mahinda2015

[Mahinda Rajapaksa @mahindarising]

You must admit, Wimal Weerawansa has quite a strong throat. Trust me, I know.

[Mahinda Rajapaksa @mahindarising]

Folks, forget my old account of @PresRajapaksa. I should've corrected it when I left, but old habits die hard - much like Ranil.

[Mahinda Rajapaksa @mahindarising]

Smile and wave those flags boys, smile and wave. I'm not done yet. #Mahinda2015

[Mahinda Rajapaksa @mahindarising]

Did you see Dayan Jayatillake jizzing himself when he read out my "statement"? Such asslickery still exists in Sri Lanka. #Mahinda2015

[Mahinda Rajapaksa @mahindarising]

Guess who's back, motherfuckers! #Mahinda2015 #LKA #SLPresPolls #PresPolls2015 #PresPollSL