Mahindra United FDC

[Mahindra United FDC @mahindrafc]

Lohnert (Reporter) - “Are you proud of your victory?”

Gokani - “No”

Lohnert - “Is it true, that you’re planning to win the league at @DykeheadF ?”

Gokani - (Laughs) “No”

Lohnert - “If you were to win the league at @DykeheadF, how would you celebrate?”

Gokani:

[Mahindra United FDC @mahindrafc]

Gokani - “4 out of 5 wins against @DykeheadF , 29 points clear of them and to top it off, they can no longer mathematically win the league. But they’ll still go on about that 1 time they beat us 😂. We’re happy we made them famous”

[Mahindra United FDC @mahindrafc]

Reporter - “Well @DykeheadF seem to think that they can beat you, how do you respond to that?”

Gokani:

[Mahindra United FDC @mahindrafc]

Reporter - “A huge win against @BrooklyKnights1, is that the title wrapped up?”

Gokani - “No, look we are taking one game at a time. Yes it’s a huge win but now our team will be focus on our next game at the circus, where we’ll be playing the @DykeheadF clowns”

[Dykehead.FDC @DykeheadF]

If our friends @BrooklyKnights1 don’t win the league they’ll take some beating, great team! One of our better performances this season, yes I accept fault on my selection although not enough points to win. For this reason the “sacked this ebening” chant was valid. @draftclans

[Mahindra United FDC @mahindrafc]

Gokani - “Well this was just a disaster GW where everything went wrong. Our worst GW of the season. Well done to @JoePublicFDC on the win. Next up we play @changwonunited who we haven’t managed to beat this season, will be a difficult game.”

[Mahindra United FDC @mahindrafc]

Gokani - “Pleased to bounce back and get the win against @clackmannanfcd. But more pleased that our friends @DykeheadF and @FDC_CodCrusader picked up wins.”

[Mahindra United FDC @mahindrafc]

Lohnert (Gokani’s representative) - “Unfortunately Gokani can not be here to address the game against @DykeheadF again. We have no idea where he is and would appreciate some privacy at this difficult time.”

[Dykehead.FDC @DykeheadF]

With regret, we @DykeheadF are listening to offers for our captain Kane @draftclans

[Mahindra United FDC @mahindrafc]

Reporter - “Next up you face @DykeheadF. Do you miss him?”

Gokani:

[Mahindra United FDC @mahindrafc]

Gokani - “What a way to start the new year with a win over @BrooklyKnights1 to take us 12 points clear at the top. We are expecting the Frankenstein teams soon. Also congratulations to @DykeheadF on winning the round.”

[Mahindra United FDC @mahindrafc]

Gokani - “A much needed win against @FDC_CodCrusader and a great week overall with results going our way. Next up we face @BrooklyKnights1 with a great opportunity to go 12 points clear of them.”

[Mahindra United FDC @mahindrafc]

Gokani - “Back to back defeats for the first time this season against @changwonunited and @Bramptonstalli1. Our December troubles begin again. Luckily we play @FDC_CodCrusader next who have never beaten us in FPL history. Oh, and they’ve given us their 2 best players #theart.”

[Mahindra United FDC @mahindrafc]

@draftclans @FDC_CodCrusader @clackmannanfcd @Bramptonstalli1 @changwonunited @DykeheadF @JoePublicFDC @BrooklyKnights1

[Mahindra United FDC @mahindrafc]

Gokani - “This week was a really tough match against @JoePublicFDC. We were writing the game off with the Monday night fixture. Next up it’s that man @changwonunited who we haven’t beaten this season. No Mane or Salah for this one. Will be difficult.”

[Mahindra United FDC @mahindrafc]

Gokani - “We’d like to congratulate @BrooklyKnights1 on winning the FDC Cup. But a massive congratulations goes to @DykeheadF on their huge win against @changwonunited, which is something we haven’t been able to do. We’re proud of you.”

[Mahindra United FDC @mahindrafc]

Gokani - “Not the prettiest of wins against @clackmannanfcd but that’s 3 wins in the space of a week, which is the same amount as one manager has all season.”

[Mahindra United FDC @mahindrafc]

@FDC_CodCrusader @draftclans @changwonunited @DykeheadF @clackmannanfcd Very sad to see @DykeheadF loan their best player against their so called “good friend” @BrooklyKnights1 in the Cup Final

[Mahindra United FDC @mahindrafc]

Lohnert (Gokani’s representative) - “Unfortunately Gokani could not attend the press conference today as he had no time to talk about a small team like @DykeheadF and is also too busy living in their head rent-free. Danke!”