♡ the flop ness monster ♡

life's a party rock ur body

[♡ the flop ness monster ♡ @mahjongthot]

still a piece of garbage (Vine by bill wurtz) https://t.co/ykCyBq7E2J

[S ✨ @heatedandhealed]

Let me just … real quick … 🧿🧿

[cici 🔮🕵🏾‍♀️ @bbrightmp3]

please check in on your loved ones.. you never know if they’re actually losing their minds over an actor who doesn’t know they exist

[♡ the flop ness monster ♡ @mahjongthot]

june is here. i can feel my powers increasing

[♡ the flop ness monster ♡ @mahjongthot]

first in my bloodline to read this sentence

[Connor Storrie Updates @connorstupdates]

Shrek commented on Connor Storrie’s promo video for SNL!

[Vivian @suchnerve]

i’m at the recession. i’m at the coup. i’m at the combination recession + coup + trade war + pentapandemic + stock market crash + healthcare system collapse + post 1.5°C global warming threshold + carbon sink depletion + antibiotic apocalypse + food shortages + microplastic world

[♡ the flop ness monster ♡ @mahjongthot]

happy beyday to my literal birth mother @Beyonce I LOVE U DOWN TO THE BONE 🤠

[♡ the flop ness monster ♡ @mahjongthot]

It’s here… the Beyday of all Beydays…… HAPPY 42nd BIRTHDAY TO THE QUEEN @Beyonce 🐝🪩 what a joy and privilege it is to be in the same building to celebrate with you tonight 💫❤️‍🔥

[♡ the flop ness monster ♡ @mahjongthot]

happy B’day to thee alien superstar herself @Beyonce 👑👽🐝 the greatest performer of our lifetime and my north star 💫 I LOVE U!!!!

[♡ the flop ness monster ♡ @mahjongthot]

happy 40th birthday to a true icon and my guiding light for all of eternity @Beyonce!!!! thank you for all of the gifts your artistry has bestowed upon the world 💖💖💖💖

[♡ the flop ness monster ♡ @mahjongthot]

BISH WE’RE 39!!! thank you for continually blessing us with your talent, artistry, and entire EXISTENCE @Beyonce 💖👑🐝

[♡ the flop ness monster ♡ @mahjongthot]

happy 38th beyday to my heart, my soul, my guiding light, the wind beneath my wings, my guardian angel @Beyonce 👑🐝

[♡ the flop ness monster ♡ @mahjongthot]

Happy 35th Beyday to the ruler of my universe, queen of my heart, & my spiritual guide for all of eternity, @Beyonce Giselle Knowles Carter

[♡ the flop ness monster ♡ @mahjongthot]

Happy 33rd birthday to the light of my life and the center of my universe for all eternity @Beyonce 👑🐝 #BeyDay

[♡ the flop ness monster ♡ @mahjongthot]

Happy 32nd birthday Queen Bey. You are the most amazing woman in the universe forever and I worship the ground you walk on. @Beyonce 👑

[♡ the flop ness monster ♡ @mahjongthot]

Happy 31st birthday to the most beautiful, talented, humble, bo$$y, and amazing GODDESS of all time: @Beyonce

[Mr. Spock 🖖 (Commentary) @SpockResists]

Project 2025 is “a remarkably detailed guide to turning the United States into a fascist’s paradise.” The primary document of Project 2025, the magazine explains, lays out what is essentially a “Christian nationalist vision of the United States, one in which married

[Rafael Shimunov @rafaelshimunov]

If you’re seeing Aaron Bushnell’s bravery and helplessness in the face of horror in Gaza & thinking you should follow, I hope you realize we need you here with us. We celebrate him but we are also deeply hurt and mourning. I wish we got to know him. To organize with him. And you.

[🇵🇸 @midosommar]

The genocide in Palestine is the first time I, and I’m sure most people, have seen something like this documented so heavily and clearly. And it’s very apparent that world leaders were not prepared for this. They’re using the same denial and propaganda-fuelled tactics that-