Michael Allen

[Michael Allen @mahnigo]

#LiesThatAlwaysWorked -- I am not like that.. you nasty. Knowing Damm well you was thinking the same thing. Follow me#WhatWouldYouDo

[Michael Allen @mahnigo]

#LiesThatAlwaysWorked -- I ain't got no gas .. or, I ain't got no ends, I Gottah swisher tho... Follow me #WhatWouldYouDo

[Michael Allen @mahnigo]

#LiesThatAlwaysWorked -- I can't, my phone is off .. you can follow me tho.. #WhatWouldYouDo

[Michael Allen @mahnigo]

#LiesThatAlwaysWorked -- " you said you loved me.. no, I said I wove you.. there's a difference.. #WhatWouldYouDo

[Michael Allen @mahnigo]

#LiesThatAlwaysWorked - my tounge is allergic to ugly?.... #WhatWouldYouDo

[Michael Allen @mahnigo]

#WhatWouldYouDo -- if you girl pulled down her thong and said , " its just like red lobster" .. #WhatWouldYouDo

[Michael Allen @mahnigo]

#WhatWouldYouDo -- if some weirdo chick keep text stalking you tLking about you broke up with her and yall ain't even seen each other yet

[Michael Allen @mahnigo]

#WhatWouldYouDo -- if you woke up in Vegas with a tranny five strippers and a midget .. a condom stuck to your foot and a dildo on your face

[☮ @Picasso_Marley]

If I wrote you a symphony,just to show how much you mean to me ... #WhatWouldYouDo?

[Michael Allen @mahnigo]

If Debo from Friday came in on Tuesday wit a thong on and some Hommies talkin bout, " you wont yo Cornnnnn Breaddd!". #WhatWouldYouDo

[Michael Allen @mahnigo]

#WhatWouldYouDo

[Michael Allen @mahnigo]

Ok .. new #Tt ..

[Michael Allen @mahnigo]

#LiesThatAlwaysWorked -- Ima come , I promise .

[Michael Allen @mahnigo]

#LiesThatAlwaysWorked -- I just wanna kick it wit you.

[Michael Allen @mahnigo]

@AK47ANNIE ... Haha!!

[Michael Allen @mahnigo]

#LiesThatAlwaysWorked --

" I got you Bro!"

[Michael Allen @mahnigo]

@your_lilSecret ... Haha! At that last tweet

[Michael Allen @mahnigo]

#LiesThatAlwaysWorked -- when texting, " LOL" ... When in person, a smile .. when fuckiing " falling alseep " like it was great.

[Michael Allen @mahnigo]

#LiesThatAlwaysWorked -- " that's a good idea" knowing Damm well THAT'S JUST STUPID !!

[Michael Allen @mahnigo]

#LiesThatAlwaysWorked -- " baby I love when we text" .. knowing Damm well u only text whn ur bored as Fuck