Lil bit of Monica in ur Life

Life is a highway, never know what you're gonna get ~

she/her

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@CourtBrumBrum @madidupree *frantically tossing eggs at attractive strangers on the street*

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@retrocvnty What's Up, Doc? for more of this icon!!!

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Like many delusional women before me, I too showed my hair dresser a photo of Goldie Hawn. So now I have bangs!!

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I need an attitude adjustment*

*Haircut

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I need an attitude adjustment*

*Haircut

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The Rise and Fall of a Midwest Princess is doing such delicious things to my brain, wowow. Gonna be riding the high of Guilty Pleasure forever, Chappell what have you DONE?!?

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Was this tailor made specifically for me?!?!?!! Holy spirit

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Starring Tony Award nominees Megan Hilty (Wicked, Smash) and Jennifer Simard (Company, Disaster!), DEATH BECOMES HER, based on the classic 1992 film, is a drop-dead hilarious new musical comedy about friendship, love, and burying the hatchet…again, and again, and again.

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@thatclarafied I really appreciate your dedication to this pic 🤌

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A man approached me on a train platform 2.5 years ago and wouldn't leave me alone. I gave him my phone number (thinking I could just block him) trying to get him to go away and he finally did. But to this day he uses different phone numbers to call and text me. 2.5 YEARS LATER.

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Finally saw Barbie, thought y'all were talking about this guy all week 💀

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@kristle_dreams @taylorswift13 Thinking thoughts

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So I wasn't right, but I wasn't wrong either 😌

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*taps mic* Is this thing on??? So on SNTV Taylor Alison Swift Has a song called Mine. And a song called Ours. What's missing? YOURS. And how does she sign off the announcement??? YOURS VAULT TRACK ME THINKS

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Me sobbing to "remember the words said
And all your little brother's favorite songs
I just realized everything I have is someday gonna be gone" and remembering Erik's fav song was Dynamite by Taio Cruz 💀

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I have been here too long #MyTwitterAnniversary

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Me until one day it was so bad I had an emergency appendectomy tehe 🤗

[5 @reptiliactgrrl]

a huge part of being a woman is ignoring the random pain that happens here every obce in a while

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My fav thing about watching old sitcoms is all the cameos. I LOVE a lil surprise and then a frantic IMDB search to see if it's who I think it is. Or seeing a familiar name in the credits? I live for that rush.

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@emilynussbaum Joe V the Volcano has more summer movie night vibes, imo! But honestly don't think you can go wrong either way

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CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION? DID YOU EVER HAVE SOMEONE KISS YOU IN A CROWDED ROOM AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS WAS MAKIN FUN OF YOU BUT 15 SECONDS LATER, THEY WERE CLAPPIN TOO? HAS SHE EVER POUTED HER LIPS AND CALLED YOU POOKIE?HAVE YOU EVER DOUBTED A KISS OR TWO? (spooky)

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@thatclarafied Yes!!! The clip got taken out of context. She was scooching over to make room not getting off the bench!

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@thatclarafied I HAD THE SAME THOUGHT!!!

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Taylor's brain breaking and trying to bring that girl on stage 🫶✨

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Mr. President, a second Clean has hit the Eras Tour