A group CrossFitters passed by a restaurant in Brazil. Everyone eating thought they were running away from something, so they jumped up and ran with them.
I’ll be having a really good day and suddenly I remember the TikTok of that drunk girl who pulled out her own IUD thinking it was a tampon. Haunting me.
My coworker asked me what I’m doing this weekend and I was like oh idk about the weekend but today I’m going to check the northern lights out he looked at me like ??? Smh
The Taco Bell drive thru at 1 am will have a $200k Mercedes S65 waiting right behind a ‘96 Cavalier that’s never had the oil changed followed by a moped ridden by three people. All craving the same thing: to Live Más. Truly the last great melting pot of class in this country.