April

neato 🌯

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@tyrabanks why didn’t you take better care of Lindsey Lohan

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Miss Canada has me girl crushing 😍

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RT if all you wanna do is eat pizza and pet dogs.

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Steve Cook looks like a buff Sid the sloth.

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Intransigent is the word of America.

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If my my flight gets delayed tomorrow, I’m just not going to move back to Michigan.

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If I were a Power Puff girl, I’d for sure be Buttercup 💯

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There wonders in the world, Grand churches, then there’s Vegas.

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I’m too tired for my lifestyle. 😭

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Literally the only people who put me in a bad mood on a daily basis are all men.

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There are people who still drive PT cruisers.

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@hmusa @hm your discount box is not working and it’s been the most frustrating part of my Monday morning.

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What are blanket ladders

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Leave it to America to forget about the holiday of being grateful and skip to the holiday where people spend millions of dollars on frivolous and superficial things.

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Why do people not want others to succeed when they’re not actively in each others’ lives?

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@SayingsBySteven That’s fine. I have no prosthetics for him to steal.

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God, please bring a Bradley Cooper into my life.

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Can people stop saying “sorry but so and so won Halloween”? Like congratulate them on being creative and move on with your life.

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People who say it’s a constitutional right to own a gun are now saying it’s okay to take away birthright citizenship when it’s been in the Constitution for 229 years. What?

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WetSeal is still a store. Wow.