Aashita Gehlot

Just another Marwari on Twitter.

[Aashita Gehlot @Mahre_kai]

The biggest problem in the world
"Yarr muje Naa bolna nahi aata 😰"

[︎ ︎venom @venom1s]

Two weeks back, a girl peed in the gym. It went viral.

Now I saw four different reels of girls peeing in the gym.

Why can't they wear a diaper or pee before lifting?

She also said she wants to normalize this. Isn't that disgusting?

He gave her an apt reply.

[RVCJ Media @RVCJ_FB]

🚨Fake News Alert!

[Xavier Uncle @xavierunclelite]

Not a meme, but an emotion. Salute to Indian Army.

#IndianArmy | #IndiaPakistanWar | #OperationSindoor2

[Aashita Gehlot @Mahre_kai]

@viralbiryani It’s fascinating how people go out of their way to fold a packet, crop a fact & say anything. Ignoring basic math, and then confidently posting it online. It clearly says 22% protein. Tagging people won’t cover up that homework wasn’t done, didi.

[Aashita Gehlot @Mahre_kai]

The intimacy of
“You go to sleep baby, I will handle this” 🤌

[Aashita Gehlot @Mahre_kai]

Me: This song is so weird. I should NOT sing it. People will definitely judge me.

2 minutes later:
“Thappad marungi saala thappad marungi,
Thappa thapaa thappad marungi,
Kiss kiss kiss kissik!”

#Pushpa2

[Aashita Gehlot @Mahre_kai]

Gujarati be like:
When I didn’t spend ₹4000 on Aditya Gadhvi’s pass, why would I spend it on Coldplay tickets? 🗿

#coldplayahmedabad

[Aashita Gehlot @Mahre_kai]

This message would sound so great with the Bonus we might (not) receive this Diwali.

Message -
It's been said that "One of the nice things about the holidays is that you can forget the past with a present!" Hopefully, this Diwali bonus minimizes some of the year's stress!

[Aashita Gehlot @Mahre_kai]

Be careful when you follow the masses sometimes the ‘M’ is silent 😌

[Aashita Gehlot @Mahre_kai]

@omfwt Sabka weekend off ni hota h Laxman! 🥲

[Aashita Gehlot @Mahre_kai]

Somebody please introduce ‘Summer Vacation’ for employees too. Things are getting out of hand now. 🥵

[Shubh @kadaipaneeeer]

POV: Me searching vaccine certificate to
check ki maine kaunsi vaccine lagwayi thi

[Aashita Gehlot @Mahre_kai]

After sending him a big message expressing why I am angry at him.

His Reply - Look between J and L

[Aashita Gehlot @Mahre_kai]

Hi Sharks,
My ask is Paisa, gaadi, mehenga ghar…
I need a man who can give me all that!

[Aashita Gehlot @Mahre_kai]

Premika ne pyar se trauma de diya

[Aashita Gehlot @Mahre_kai]

You know she is the one when she says - “Chuck everything! Let’s watch IPL together.” 💚

[Aashita Gehlot @Mahre_kai]

Kisi se competitor analysis itna bhi mat karao ke wo tumhe chhod kar competitor ki company hi join kar le!

@Social_Samosa

[Sonam Wangchuk @Wangchuk66]

21st Day OF MY #CLIMATEFAST
350 people slept in - 10 °C. 5000 people in the day here.
But still not a word from the government.
We need statesmen of integrity, farsightedness & wisdom in this country & not just shortsighted characterless politicians. And I very much hope that @narendramodi ji & @AmitShah ji will soon prove that they are statesmen...
#SaveLadakh #SupportSonamWangchuk #SaveHimalayas #SaveGlaciers #6thSchedule @

[Aashita Gehlot @Mahre_kai]

Me: Chand looks beautiful
He: Jo bolta hai, wohi hota hai!

🫣

[Aditya Mantry @aditya_mantry]

Ek Oscar ko Corporate Majdurs bhi deserve karte hai for beating the Monday Blues.

#Oscars2024

@Social_Samosa