hotwell

i became very nonchalant

[hotwell @mahweyll]

me trying to convince my grandmother to buy the new airpods so she can buy them and then forget about them and i can take them for myself when i come back in a couple months

[donjuan @ddelgadojuan]

I still think Irv’s outtie is Carmine Falcone. #Severance

[hotwell @mahweyll]

my barber be asking me politely if he can give me enhancements

[hotwell @mahweyll]

man celery taste so stupid

[hotwell @mahweyll]

why do motorcycle owners have this inherent desire to go 2x faster than cars on the interstate. like i get bruv it you have a bicycle

[hotwell @mahweyll]

uh oh madden gotta change animations now for like the first time in 30 years

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Here’s what the new NFL kickoff will look like this season:

[hotwell @mahweyll]

today i got asked if i currently play basketball

[hotwell @mahweyll]

i’m going to start a “do you play basketball” thread. every time someone asks me:

“are you on the team?”
“what position you play?”
“when’s your next game?”

it’s getting added to the counter. we are at one so far

[hotwell @mahweyll]

old black lady at a continental breakfast in frisco, texas:

“do you play basketball? are you training?”

[Sickos Committee @SickosCommittee]

WHO HAS THE MEATS?

We present a list of FBS schools ranked by how close their stadium is to an Arby's.

TULSA AND MARSHALL TOP MEAT MOUNTAIN!

[hotwell @mahweyll]

i stg i just watched 3 titanium iphone commercials in a row

[hotwell @mahweyll]

who’s tryna take a trip to vegas just to eat everywhere keith lee eats

[Bill @BuyHimOutBoys]

Daniel Jones dreaming about Micah Parsons and the Cowboys defense tonight
https://t.co/UjEX5NLa21

[Kenneth Le @kle18]

@NFL @dallascowboys

[NOLA @RL504]

#FadeInTheWater

[batman’s PrEP time @ronniessance]

our good sis has gone to glory. 🩵

[hotwell @mahweyll]

@averymartn i can’t believe the end is ending 😪

[hotwell @mahweyll]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[hotwell @mahweyll]

swear if i see a x app icon i’m chucking my phone

[Pop Base @PopBase]

https://t.co/CqWREn2afh now officially leads to Twitter.

[Complex Music @ComplexMusic]

Happy heavenly birthday to MF DOOM 🕊️

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

he looks like he’s itching to tell you a riddle

[hotwell @mahweyll]

i’m afraid to download bc i don’t wanna betray my community

[hotwell @mahweyll]

what is threads and why don’t y’all just use twitter instead