Shubham Upadhyay

I’ll stop procrastinating tomorrow!

[Shubham Upadhyay @maiTejaHoon]

Need help @MumbaiPolice
My scooty MH 43 BH 9313 got stolen from in front of my building.
Last parked 28-05-2026 8:30pm

When checked on 29-05-2026 at 8:00 am the scooty wasn’t there.
Key was with me
Scooty had very low petrol
Filed FIR with Pantnagar police station ghatkopar

[Shubham Upadhyay @maiTejaHoon]

@help_delhivery Please help!!
Very very urgent

[Shubham Upadhyay @maiTejaHoon]

VERY VERY URGENT!!!
Below LRN code was supposed to be Delivered at my Valsad location Yesterday. Till today it has not been delivered and no one is taking the call.
Need it for Site handover. Please help.
Call 7303913777

LRN Number - 295126827

@delhivery @help_delhivery

[Shubham Upadhyay @maiTejaHoon]

@help_delhivery Hello, can you please set me up with a contact number. My clients arrive evening tomorrow. I need the parcel. It has been super delayed already. Have fully paid the booking person but they are also not answering my calls
Very bad experience @help_delhivery @delhivery

[Shubham Upadhyay @maiTejaHoon]

Now that Opposition has secured some votes,

1. Democracy is alive and blooming
2. EVMs can be trusted again
3. UP is no longer a fascist and casteist state but now a state of true intellectuals and democrats
4. Modi might not be a dictator after all.

#elections #Modi #India

[Shubham Upadhyay @maiTejaHoon]

Technically, The Kiwis were just one wicket away from winning this.
Unfortunately for them, that one wicket was of this man!
@imVkohli #IndiaVsNewZealand

[Shubham Upadhyay @maiTejaHoon]

Just want to congratulate the visionary human being who added ‘BC’ in BBC
You really knew what you were doing.

#BBC #BBCDocumentary #BC

[Shubham Upadhyay @maiTejaHoon]

Mumbaikars watching other cities enjoy winters while they live in 35 degree celsius in December

[Shubham Upadhyay @maiTejaHoon]

Girls be looking like this and then ask you why did you call them Toxic

[Shubham Upadhyay @maiTejaHoon]

Not the President of Zimbabwe please 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Seriously, How serious is the Fake Mr.Bean issue?

[President of Zimbabwe @edmnangagwa]

What a win for Zimbabwe! Congratulations to the Chevrons.

Next time, send the real Mr Bean…#PakvsZim 🇿🇼

[Shubham Upadhyay @maiTejaHoon]

My man isn’t fucking anymore

[Ngugi Chasura @DregChasura]

@TheRealPCB As Zimbabweans we wont forgive you...you once gave us that Fraud Pak Bean instead of Mr Bean Rowan ..we will settle the matter tommorow just pray the rains will save you...#ZIMVSPAK

[Shubham Upadhyay @maiTejaHoon]

People start removing Kandils and Diwali lights from their window

Me:

[Shubham Upadhyay @maiTejaHoon]

I don’t like stereotyping South Indians with Idli dosa jokes but these guys in Bangalore have created an Idli ATM.
I mean…

[Shubham Upadhyay @maiTejaHoon]

Garv hai Dr. S Jaishankar pe simp karne ka

[Shubham Upadhyay @maiTejaHoon]

Youtube, Spotify, Tinder, Hotstar, Prime, Netflix, iTunes, Google asking me to buy a paid subscription:

Me:

[Shubham Upadhyay @maiTejaHoon]

Nehru had declared #Cheetah as an extinct species in India.
Modi today reintroduced Cheetahs into India. This is the change India is experiencing.
From being helpless about issues to finding new ways of solving it, Modi is truly the face of this change.
#HappyBirthdayModiji

[Shubham Upadhyay @maiTejaHoon]

To add on to his advantage, BJP doesn’t really have a very good successor for Modi. Modi’s tall political charm overshadows any other potential candidates within BJP. So all in all, Rahul Gandhi should realise that Kejriwal is a bigger threat than Modi

[Shubham Upadhyay @maiTejaHoon]

Congress should worry more about AAP than BJP.
Kejriwal has accepted the fact that he can’t defeat Modi. But he also knows that Modi cannot be PM forever.
So AAP is after Congress, wanting to replace the already weak party in many states.

[Shubham Upadhyay @maiTejaHoon]

Once Kejriwal become second most relevant leader, it will be difficult for even Modi’s successor to get rid of him as Kejriwal will have the advantage of the ground work that he is doing now.