Maia Brockbank

funniest of my siblings

[Maia Brockbank @maiabbanks]

Next guest drop when

[Maia Brockbank @maiabbanks]

absolutely no one:
My ken burns Roman Empire ass bf: well one thing I do know is we’re going to be talking a looooot about Grover Cleveland in the coming weeks….

[Ghost Maggie Serota @maggieserota]

Can’t believe “Dick Cheney is brat” failed to resonate with voters.

[Maia Brockbank @maiabbanks]

and today I’m remembering ….. I exist in the context of everything that came before me

[Maia Brockbank @maiabbanks]

The @NYTGuildTech strike being on election week is so powerful…. Not bc ill have any difficulty resisting their election coverage but because I’m really testing my sanity from denying myself a little game during these divisive times

[Maia Brockbank @maiabbanks]

Babe wake up

[Maia Brockbank @maiabbanks]

Wow less than 24 hours after the Trump verdict and @NYTGames hits us with this panagram? Big week for the daughter’s of the witches you couldn’t burn

[Maia Brockbank @maiabbanks]

@theRealHashbron lies you go to Greenberg’s every damn day when a deli is next door smh

[Maia Brockbank @maiabbanks]

@izzyampil Trying to sway my belly in the streets fr

[Karl Hansen @karl_fh]

Israelis have “children”, while Palestinians have “people aged 18 and younger”.

[Maia Brockbank @maiabbanks]

@elmotumbokon This is one of your best ever

[Maia Brockbank @maiabbanks]

@izzyampil Ok I thought I saw her the other night but was too scared to say something bc I was manifesting that it was a hallucination

[Maia Brockbank @maiabbanks]

@KakkarAvni Did you learn nothing from the gaslight gatekeep girlboss era of feminism

[Maia Brockbank @maiabbanks]

@KakkarAvni This is your worst ever take

[Maia Brockbank @maiabbanks]

@izzyampil @WSJ @sarabosworth HECK YA!!!

[Maia Brockbank @maiabbanks]

@elmotumbokon Best 5 hours of my life

[Maia Brockbank @maiabbanks]

@jbunnyisarider I actually can’t talk about it

[izzyampil.bsky.social @izzyampil]

hello i am out of a job. if you want me to write for you i'd love to 🫡 [email protected]

[Maia Brockbank @maiabbanks]

@theRealHashbron But despite your neglect I remind you it is not a cat and does not have 9 lives