magnolia

they/she. 🗡🌙⛓. black lives matter.

[magnolia @maiasnake2]

Hopped up out the bed… turned my swag on… etc.

[magnolia @maiasnake2]

My 4 month old baby made it to Dressrosa before you did

[magnolia @maiasnake2]

has anyone ever named their kid trafalgar irl

[magnolia @maiasnake2]

I pledge allegiance to the mother fucking profit bitch

[magnolia @maiasnake2]

@sparkleymarklee Lord have mercy lol cheers

[magnolia @maiasnake2]

@sparkleymarklee Omg that’s insane of your dad fr. Doesn’t he have a baby now? Or i guess you’re probably rightfully avoiding him😅

[magnolia @maiasnake2]

Bf said he has reverse accelerated benjamin buttons disease 😭😭

[magnolia @maiasnake2]

waittttttt https://t.co/b5I9Fe9IBj

[magnolia @maiasnake2]

Sometimes you finally wash your hair and then a baby just pukes right into it and that’s okay

[magnolia @maiasnake2]

@sparkleymarklee Yes and you deserve it after all that bs!!

[magnolia @maiasnake2]

Can’t believe i wake up every morning and just cuddle a baby all day. Like that’s just my life. And i never have to give him back or anything. Incredible

[magnolia @maiasnake2]

she want a birkin bag i bought that bitch a yankee candle ‼️

[magnolia @maiasnake2]

All the other moms are jealous of my baby wearing skills

[magnolia @maiasnake2]

before i had a baby i never knew that the sound of a fart could be music to my ears

[magnolia @maiasnake2]

watching my baby fight to keep his eyes open is amazing, like it’s ok lil bro. go to sleep

[magnolia @maiasnake2]

I put a little dinosaur outfit on my baby and idk it doesn’t take a lot to make me happy these days

[bella @lanfeardelrey]

Nico Robin didn’t start enjoying her life until she was 28 so there is still hope for me

[magnolia @maiasnake2]

@sparkleymarklee Can’t wait to hear more about it if you ever feel like sharing!