maia

[maia @maiastired]

#loveisland #loveislanduk

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Are Donald and Elon in a romantic relationship?

[eva @_glorianas]

im sorry but if you guys wanna do something about young men getting radicalized, that has got to be a thing that other men do, look at the things they're saying about women, they don't respect or listen to us, this is your fight

[maia @maiastired]

If Nick Bosa doesn’t post his girl before midnight I’m sliding in

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Taking an adderall and texting my therapist to tell her she’s my best friend in the whole world

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Listening to exclusively male artists not because I respect them but because men’s sole purpose in my life is entertainment

[maia @maiastired]

Wait Travis Kelce is hot

[maia @maiastired]

If you lost a man under 5’10” he’s probably in San Francisco just btw

[Alex @midsmoker34]

Dudes will drink white monster until they become one

[kristal 🍎 @octobergirrrl]

more men need to be told they're fucking losers

[maia @maiastired]

Do u think my coworkers can tell that I routinely check myself out on every Teams call

[maia @maiastired]

Tonight is dedicated to the guys from my high school who have been beefing with each other about the Nuggets on twitter since 2014. Congrats you guys earned this

[maia @maiastired]

having a sister is:

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Every time I watch football I’m like omggg r they ok?!??

[maia @maiastired]

No because there are rubber brands from BRACES ON THE GROUNDDDDGZJKCKC

[maia @maiastired]

How are you 12 years old going to a gym literally go play on a playground or something