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Season 2 drops next week sooo we got free pizza from @OnMyBlock's #OMBrewatch 🙌

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You know you've reached the perfect balance of maturity and immaturity when you can have pop tarts and coffee for breakfast 👍🏼👌🏼

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Today's high: buying a new car Today's low: realizing I left @garthbrooks double live in the CD player 😭#cantbelieveididgarthdirtylikethat

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You never truly know how much of a fat kid you are at heart until @ChickfilA puts your extra pickles in a cookie package #iwassoexcited 💔🍪

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In the grocery store with the babe today and a hungover college kid asks me where to find the pedialyte #whendidigetsoold

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Motherhood: letting you squeeze my hand while you take an especially tough poop at 4 am

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#youknowyourefatwhen your baby gives you side eye with a little smile and it reminds you of the Kewpee doll so now you're craving Kewpee ☹️

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Pretty sure my entire day as the parent of a newborn consists of three activities: feeding, eating, and googling stuff

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@derose36 after watching many a snap story I've come to the conclusion that you married an actual saint #saintjenny #patronsaintofpatience

[Kentucky Athletics @UKAthletics]

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What fight by these guys. What a tough way for a great season to end. #GoBigBlue

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I love how @MrMrScott thinks after almost 9 years together he can still pull the trick where he pretends he didn't hear me ask for something

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When you're sitting at work and get a calendar invite from your husband for 10:00 tomorrow at the donut shop #bestmeetinginviteeverreceived

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When you take a shower after @MrMrScott and find candy wrappers in the drain... #parforthecourse

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@Maidon14 #februcherry can you get a burger and fries and a malt and pie? Is that allowed?? #layoffmeimstarving

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I previously thought that my heat and alcohol induced kankles of country concert 2012 were record breaking. Consider that record broken 🤰🏼☹️

[JP5 @JabrillPeppers]

We take care of business, we're in. We don't, we're not..& we didn't. Can't knock the teams that did.

[Kentucky Men’s Basketball @KentuckyMBB]

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ ➡️ 😼

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

I don't know why everyone is leaving the stock market today.

At least 3 states legalized marijuana

I'm investing in Doritos and Taco Bell.

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Haven't been sober at a wedding since I was 15. I meannnnn... 21?

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@MrMrScott can't wait to open boxes of broken shit 😳😳