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a little commotion // indie pop rock enthusiast

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How do I tell bro he’s my everything

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I love him so bad you don’t even get it

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@MindBlown2020 @Ardg65 @libsoftiktok That is a protected class, babe

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@Ardg65 @libsoftiktok Your political affiliation is not a protected class, bozo. She can refuse service if she pleases

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@Mimix1907 You commenters can’t actually be this dumb, it’s 5

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@jpula23687 @Maestro55941920 @Berlinger So why celebrate Israel? I would understand celebrating Jews specifically. But not Israel.

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@cuteonlyvibes Potsticker :3

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@squid_bees YES this is why I love possums 🫶🏼

[sua brodi da vizinhança @nuncavotransar]

homens depois de criar um sistema onde patrimônio é valor de um homem e agora eles precisam de patrimônio pra ter valor

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Liberals: ew no you hate people too much
Conservatives: ew no you love people too much

[Miaxi @Miaxi915]

insane goodwill pickup

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@savaynuhh This was his brother

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@eflsoundsystem @the1975 I’m begging

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@yahiamicealt @M1das_OW2 On a scale from good tweets to bad tweets, we are focusing in on the low end of the scale

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@EmpowerHerGlow4 @i_amprishu02 @grok Eyelid

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

The craziest part about Kristi Noem getting fired is that Donald Trump raped kids with Jeffrey Epstein

[Catty @CatWomaniya]

Americans watching their tax dollars being used to bomb Iran while they set up a GoFundMe account for insulin.

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@MrPitbull07 I need to see the sage green

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@letsgowootwoot @Ryoshi_versX @MrPitbull07 Then explain it to us. How is carrying over a plate of chicken tenders and fries different from bringing over a plate of surf&turf?

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@9mmballpoint 7th grade, we were reading to Kill a Mockingbird out loud in class, taking turns, another kid read it out loud and everyone flipped, “you can’t read that out loud!”, I’m glad I wasn’t the one reading at the time cuz I had no idea 😩

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@MistuhJJ @alexisluvsu666 Is it just cuz you think she’s ugly? I don’t see any clear signs of misalignment with our country’s values

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@aerokf1 @Sizi_phiwe Pedophilia does not have to involve a prepubescent child, it involves a child, period. When I was 14, past puberty, I had a 60’s something neighbor infatuated with me. I would consider him a pedophile 100%