mai

[mai @maiggis]

Thoughtful gifts >>

[M. @ayosznn]

may your “let me just try” work out beautifully.

[27. @dimvji]

evil can pretend to be good but good won’t pretend to be evil, so when you see evil believe it

[ethéra @etheravibe]

Above all, do not lose your desire to walk

[Redd @ReddCinema]

this is how x, y and z felt after leaving the alphabet and joining mathematics

[Sun. @thechungkingltd]

Geographical luck is so real

[DJB @Skinwalker5110]

Went to the Oreo website and hit accept all cookies. Now we wait.

[fishious @fishquichee]

The elephant has developed a sense of belonging in the room

[K @iiamkrshn]

When someone is laughing and socializing instead of taking their turn at the board game we’re playing.

[cornetto @nothingneuw]

first in my bloodline to hate men the way they should have been hated all this time

[maryam @maryshaab_]

@moong3nder happy chinese valentines new year black history ramadan mubarak day to everyone

[mai @maiggis]

@yazanomarrr .

[d’angel. @potentformula]

screamin at the glambot guy calling everyone broke upon enquiry.

[grovy @grovymango]

In the brief moment when u go to split an oreo in half, do u think the cream hesitates? Is it in a schrodinger state of indecision, not knowing which cookie to adhere to, or was its allegiance to a cookie side predestined.

[professor fish @frogwithablogg]

I hope that, for the amount of grief you have endured, you experience twice as much love

[jynx @jynxbby]

“are you seeing anyone” like hallucinating?

[Lupin @lupinxart]

i think having small friendly interactions with strangers is so important for humanity.

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

Hearing "I'll handle it" and then it's handled.

[Uncle Female @unclefemme]

I’ll be like "i needed that laugh" and it’ll be something i said

[trash jones @jzux]

a poorly timed two-factor authentication request will be the thing that finally kills me

[Tara @boredwriter1]

Every summer, fate chooses a CEO for the sacrifice. That's the ritual.