Hey @SpotifyUK . Wanna make even more money than you do now? Why not introduce a micro payments model to purchase additional skips on the ad supported plan?
£0.49 for 50 skips and you’d be making squillions by breakfast.
@theAliceRoberts Oh FFS. Thanks very much @theAliceRoberts . Now I have to think of something different for Valentines Day. Ya think you’re being original and then…
@josierones You are and it was incredible. Well done, @Rosie. Although next time, if you could manage to close the door first, as those of us in the vestibule didn’t know where to look.
@_HullTrains_ I must look like a mess this morning. Getting on Hulltrain and train guard said "You're not getting on First Class or anything are you?" 😂🧟♂️
You’d think wanting ‘green’ credentials, they’d be trying to save water…. ‘Rachel Reeves waters down Labour £28bn green investment pledge’ https://t.co/InVlIBZVUo
@DrNeenaJha I’d have gone with:
Tray down,
accidental water bottle spillage,
Wet crotch,
“Oh no, it looks like you weed yourself. I’m ever so (passive aggressively) sorry”
What a genuine, lovely and funny man Jonnie Irwin is. I hope people hearing his story on the #OneChat podcast inspires people to talk more and improve their lives too.