Marcus (AIGLL)

I'm just a Digital Optimisation Manager at AIG Life, with a keyboard, pushing buttons until something good comes out....
Views are my own.

[Marcus (AIGLL) @MAigll]

@JamesBlunt Even the suspicious looking ironing board on the right is trying to sidle away.

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Wondering if @McDonaldsUK will start serving fries at breakfast periods, under a proposed #FriesAndShine initiative?

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Hey @SpotifyUK . Wanna make even more money than you do now? Why not introduce a micro payments model to purchase additional skips on the ad supported plan?
£0.49 for 50 skips and you’d be making squillions by breakfast.

[Marcus (AIGLL) @MAigll]

@theAliceRoberts Oh FFS. Thanks very much @theAliceRoberts . Now I have to think of something different for Valentines Day. Ya think you’re being original and then…

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@RealDMitchell I suspect you’re right. Can’t imagine anyone writing the song ‘Hardback Writer’

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@VictoriaCoren You’re telling me. I just saw a middle-ages blonde woman sticking her neck out of the car, doing 75mph in the middle lane.

[Marcus (AIGLL) @MAigll]

@josierones You are and it was incredible. Well done, @Rosie. Although next time, if you could manage to close the door first, as those of us in the vestibule didn’t know where to look.

[Marcus (AIGLL) @MAigll]

Eat Out (your fruit and veg bowl) to Help Out (your body and mind health)

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#BreakingNews ⁦⁦@thameswater⁩ rumoured to be hiring #BonnieTyler as CEO for her #TurnAround skills https://t.co/4mvVl4KYf3

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@SoVeryBritish Afternoon Nap Beauty

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@_HullTrains_ I must look like a mess this morning. Getting on Hulltrain and train guard said "You're not getting on First Class or anything are you?" 😂🧟‍♂️

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@holly_mead_ Forex in the City?

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@Baddiel I’m thought he’d gone for Surf Science at Portsmouth for a minute.

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@wagamama_uk Not sure @ProfBrianCox would join. #NoodleStringTheory

[Marcus (AIGLL) @MAigll]

I’ve recently joined the Church of @wagamama_uk . It’s like Church of England, except after every prayer we say “Ramen”

[Marcus (AIGLL) @MAigll]

@rhysjamesy and @PhilNWang Clearly you two have some sort of 80s style body swap situation going on…🤔

[Marcus (AIGLL) @MAigll]

You’d think wanting ‘green’ credentials, they’d be trying to save water…. ‘Rachel Reeves waters down Labour £28bn green investment pledge’ https://t.co/InVlIBZVUo

[Marcus (AIGLL) @MAigll]

@DrNeenaJha I’d have gone with:
Tray down,
accidental water bottle spillage,
Wet crotch,
“Oh no, it looks like you weed yourself. I’m ever so (passive aggressively) sorry”

[Julie Hughes-Edwards @Julesh60]

What a genuine, lovely and funny man Jonnie Irwin is. I hope people hearing his story on the #OneChat podcast inspires people to talk more and improve their lives too.

[The Independent @Independent]

Jonnie Irwin says going public with cancer diagnosis was when he began ‘living again’ https://t.co/m9v3iBsbCn