maeps 🦷 is playing sudoku

a living contradiction

[maeps 🦷 is playing sudoku @maiibnvides]

love her to bits, so proud of what she’s become

[erin @oconist]

this is probably the worst era to have ocd in because your peers do in fact think thoughts = morality and that one mistake on the internet means you’re evil

[ai slop-slayer @lord_lila]

start taking that vitamin D NOW

[ada @poetildawn]

Hi Deped, please DISALLOW celebrating graduations at school. Not just it disrupts students with failing grades. It also creates an uncomfortable competitive, insecure, and jealousy atmosphere, making other students feel uncomfortable because of the grade that they received.

[bob l’éponge @vixiivixi]

i wish being a mom was just this and nothing else. in other words i wish i was a dad

[b ❀ @replacemyblue]

one of the best shows of all time and i’m really sorry for the ones who don’t get it

[kenny 🌿 @frogkenny]

going up to every person i know asking ‘did you see the new cat?’ like a catvangelical spreading the word

[₊˚ 🦢・₊ @itsmepspsps]

sharing a smile with a stranger when you both see something funny in the street makes me feel alive all over again

[Jas𖦹(DM for coaching) @papercups111_]

why does everyone act like assuming good things is delusional but assuming bad things is just "being realistic" both are assumptions. Neither is proven. you might as well pick the one that actually benefits you. Like???

[aya ^_^ @yes0ryes]

can we normalize pulling ur underwear out ur ass in public im so fucking uncomfortable

[🕷️ @rtzvv]

#Yeah

[🖤 @loves5o]

Patriarchy: “A daughter ends the family line.”

Biology: “Only a daughter can continue the maternal bloodline. Mitochondrial DNA is passed down exclusively through the female line.”

[lulu skywalker @luisaanjos25]

É mais fácil a Santa Ceia passar pelo buraco de uma agulha do que um rico entrar no reino dos céus

[Hugh Janus da Horseshoe Crab @horseshoecraben]

as much as "death penalty to all pedos" seems like a good idea, telling a child "are you absolutely sure this happened? remember if you say yes this man is going to die and it's your fault" is a great way to get them to recant their statement in court

[jm @jnmvgl]

The reason why I suggest to everyone na they should watch and understand The Good Place.

It tells the story that, no matter what choices humans make, they are still somewhat related to sins.

Does it cancel all the good they have done?
Or are people defined by the accumulation

[𝕾𝖎𝖗 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 @eagleseyeinc]

what even stood out to me in the video is that the machine isn't replacing the paramedics, it's freeing them to do everything else that keeps a resuscitation moving while chest compressions stay consistent and that's the kind of technology i find most impressive, it doesn't replace human skill, it just protects it from human limits yea

[Dr. Diana King 🐚🦖 @TheDJ_King]

I don't think real murderers should be treated like cool villains in popular movies/shows/games, actually. That's really fucked up and only harms the memory and families/loved ones of their victims.

[˚꩜｡ @yappingwmogu143]

i wish i studied as much as my friends think i study

[Aqil @sigmadeydem]

"You already told me this" 🙅‍♂️

"Ohh i remember you tell me abt this!!" 😍😍✅️✅️✅️

[ruben🦋(on the rooftop) ከለላ @butterflyruben2]

when they start comparing net worths😭

[emily @dayasbrina]

pros: it looks so book accurate
cons: it looks so book accurate