Maike

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

For the record:

YOUR religion tells YOU what you can and can't do. It doesn't mean shit to the rest of us.

[clare @sadderlizards]

hey sorry for being so anxious earlier i had no idea everything would be fine

[Maike @maike_suzanne]

If any of you really love me you will get this Blue sweater. I’m joking. But I’m not

[Trick Skittles♬ HEARD SPIDEY MEDLEY @SoulPunkVocals]

ME AND WHO IN THE MATCHING BLUE AND MAGENTA CARDIGANS

[Maike @maike_suzanne]

From now on I will only refer to Italian Greyhounds as the queerbaiting twinks of the dog world

[Maike @maike_suzanne]

My personal fave;

Did you hear my covert narcissism I disguise as altruism
Like some kind of congressman? (Tale as old as time)

[Nish Sjöberg @tis_sjoberg]

you have to prove that Taylor Swift is the greatest songwriter of all time using only one lyric from her discography.
What line are you using?
(p.s. you can't use all too well)

[Maike @maike_suzanne]

And for the last time for all the boomers, there’s no such thing as ADD anymore. For 10 years now.

Oh, and neither are an adjective. ADHD is a diagnosis, not a trait.

[ADHD Jesse @adhdjesse]

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but ADHD does NOT mean you are hyperactive.

While some ADHDers are hyperactive, there’s a whole other presentation of ADHD called Predominantly Inattentive, which is more common in women and doesn’t look hyperactive at all.

[Maike @maike_suzanne]

@theashleyray This why I love being an instructional paraprofessional! It’s the perfect job for leaving work at work. And it has great perks, like full time benefits for part time work, and having fun with elementary students all day! It’s the best parts of teaching with no lesson planning.

[Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama]

We cannot know the truth of anyone's marriage. They are a unique private enterprise with only two inside perspectives, everything else is speculation and edited through our own lenses. However, low-key fuck Joe Jonas, though.

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

Owner of failing social media platform would like one of the biggest musicians on the planet to help it stay relevant
https://t.co/fQ83qVhots

[Maike @maike_suzanne]

Ghost Stories

[Album Aura 💿 @AlbumAura]

Name the album

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

@goodoo_dr I mean, there is an entire science of people’s feelings. It’s one of the big ones.

[Eyewitness News @ABC7NY]

IT'S SETTLED! Gov. Phil Murphy put a decades-long debate to rest on Thursday, signing legislation officially establishing Central Jersey as a region. https://t.co/JG0JYdvEXp

[FC Bayern @FCBayernEN]

𝟐𝟎𝟎𝟖 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟑

Barely aged a day, @esmuellert_ 😅

[Dan Smith @bastilledan]

I don’t know what you’re talking about, that bloke looks absolute terrifying and hard as nails

[Maike @maike_suzanne]

Brad is my ADHD spirit animal and no I will not be explaining further

[Maike @maike_suzanne]

I can’t handle that she said Us Against the World… but didn’t name Fix You, Speed of Sound, or Moses!? She literally said “nah fuck them kids”

[haley @mockingjaays]

all four movies on repeat.

[Maike @maike_suzanne]

@PicturesFoIder Such a range of emotion in here, which isn’t inaccurate for my personality