McSlickem

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one day, i’ll own a harp. it’ll take up a corner of the living room. and people will come over and say, “yo, is that your harp?”

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pressing “no tip” and immediately faking a phone call in a vague Eastern European accent

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Back on the Pen ✍️

[Nicky Montana @nickymontanaa]

Warren Butthole wrote this piece for https://t.co/JPF4fttmcZ and it's and absolute banger 🔥

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@nickymontanaa @spotdotdog 9XGu4MhrnVMycLK6ywYxisJBedWKm3EUPgTTqq1zmNTE

sweet salty licks please

[Nicky Montana @nickymontanaa]

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please for the love of god no
-on behalf of the colorblind

[Floyd Summersausage Jr. (Pebby) @mausbaus37]

Hey @NDFootball and @IndianaFootball - we have a VERY special opportunity to celebrate Christmas in a profound visual manner. Let’s wear all red and all green for this game!

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perfect composition

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

I’m not on good terms with the skeletons

[graypes @bintcrubbs]

i still think about this 10yr old post a lot

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fell asleep with AirPods in- might’ve accidentally swallowed one

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“this song”?? put some respect on the Chicken Dance

[Adam Mares @Adam_Mares]

I blame this Timberwolves loss on whoever decided to blast this song for the entirety of an extremely important possession in the clutch

[Dylan O'Sullivan @DylanoA4]

Scorsese got me fired up

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jeans no tee for peak performance

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

This needs to be in the Olympics

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“With Russel and Oscar, West and the Doctor” was a bar🔥

[Jeff Eisenband @JeffEisenband]

Bob Costas on Michael Jordan and the Chicago Bulls after the 1998 NBA Finals.

2 minutes of exquisite storytelling, detailed journalism and a prophetic prediction for the future of sports.

[ʰ @easterngoblin]

Get your money up

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bounce off the elbow
plucks his apple out the air
chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp

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“who is he?”
“what does he know?”

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super average name on this guy

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

Ken Allen, the orangutan from San Diego Zoo, escaped his enclosure three times in the 1980s.

His apparent goals were visiting other animals, throwing rocks at a despised orangutan rival, and taking photos with tourists. He never acted aggressively towards anyone during his escapes.

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@NDFootball

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@CashlinRap @jefferymahannah

[Rob Mac @RMcElhenney]

Cook?

LET HIM FEAST

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@stephenasmith do you believe E.T. to be slick, or dry? to the touch.

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he just like me fr