Awkward

Hello my name is Awkward, and I'm slightly Melanie. Look through my post and you’ll see the kind of person I am.

[Awkward @mail_uh_knee]

Enjoying the little things in life everyday. Taking a break from my stress by listening to 🌻 boy and spending time with my dog ♥️ #postgraduate

[Kyle @KYLEWILDFERN]

The cancellation of Zoey 101 made me pro abortion

[Awkward @mail_uh_knee]

Already watching the first episode of the house of dragon🐉

[HIS 🎧♟️🎱 @Suregeeee1]

Me when I accidentally open a message I was ignoring:

[sean @_sn_n]

Texas is such a red state that a good Christian man is losing to an adulterer.

[kay🔆 @novusluna]

Me grabbing clothes out the dryer without a basket

[𖹭 @dreeamberry]

i’m talking to myself on twitter. no likes, no retweets, no comments.

[Awkward @mail_uh_knee]

Guys I’m taking adult swimming classes even tho I know how to swim cause. Super excited to learn the techniques

[eliz @eliza___v]

I miss skipping class
skipping work is way too serious

[Awkward @mail_uh_knee]

Not me quoting ice cube with my supervisor. “Check yourself before you wreck yourself” 🤣

[Awkward @mail_uh_knee]

I’m back. I’ll be more mindful in not letting my emotions get the best of my tweets

[Awkward @mail_uh_knee]

Why hasn’t Haaland gone super Saiyan?! 😭😭

[Awkward @mail_uh_knee]

Negative

[Enséñame de Ciencia @EnsedeCiencia]

Este sábado, todo un continente se viste de celeste y blanco. 🇦🇷 💪

[chlobuchar @me_im_chloe]

public service announcement: in italy they use donkeys to transport baby lambs down the mountain and they call them donkey nannies so just letting you know jsyk

[Valhooli @Valhooli]

Was looking at reviews of StarDew Valley and just happen to see this review.

This right here, this is what gaming is about.

[Awkward @mail_uh_knee]

People who have the little octopus plushie on your car…are y’all communicating with us to let us know you have road rage or what?!

[SPANK @spankworldwide]

My Australian friend when they are in disbelief

[Ola Ojewumi @Olas_Truth]

Telework enables disabled people to participate in the workforce. This fight to work from home is deeper than work life balance.

[Awkward @mail_uh_knee]

My mom found my AirPods and tried to use them for her phone and they connected to my phone. I asked her if she wanted some and she said no. Hmm 🤔