mollyfields

[B. @shall0wabyss]

“fucking the text man for texts” is still one of society's most influential works

[r͛ @9lsvq]

"?????" is such a top tier response to a stupid text.

[Eren 🎯 @erenfromtargets]

told my boyfriend the cashier at Target was a bitch and he said “was it at self checkout”

[Ashkenazi Splash @TheGimpyNinja]

I can’t look at a Tesla without assuming the owner is a fucking idiot

[carleigh @carleigh777]

My sister got engaged to her boyfriend of like three months and announced it by posting her giant ring to a Gucci mane song

[mi 🎼 @thursdayiexist]

second week of september

[𝔇𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔲𝔰 𝔈𝔤𝔤 @castingahex]

phone, wallet, the curse, keys, vape

[𝖆𝖒𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖆 @l0botomy]

at work and they’re making me work

[𝓚𝓻𝓲𝓼 ✦ @Kristosavage2]

i hate when i say some shit and someone ask me if i'm high like no bitch this the real deal me but yes i am

[trap dad @dude_gang]

I’m on that good bush and adderall

[spini @f_oneputtana]

I miss the days you’d send the bdsm test to the person you fancied and you’d compare results

[kking @kkinghere]

tweeting w 0 likes lowkey fun asf

[madi ♱ @marvlouspersona]

I’ve gone 8 years in the restaurant industry without dating or fucking a single coworker I gotta be in some sort of 1%

[jayswann @JaySwann_]

was talking to somebody at the bar and once the conversation felt over he said “aye bro, I think we’re good on dialogue” and dapped me up.
we gotta normalize that one

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

remember all those boys we sent to jupiter to more stupider? i think they’re back

[the Rich @Duderichy]

she cooked here ngl

[drug dealer anonymous @tuckfwelvey]

nobody wanna call you until you taking a nap

[𝓘𝓒𝓔 ❄︎ @be_like_ice]

I lure them in with titties then slowly unveil my mental illnesses.

[veronica lodge chart updates @livaldovinos]

I know how you feel England I lost my queen too

[dannica @dannarebb]

a reminder to live like Dolly Parton: be kind to people, and showcase your large breasts. ❤️