MailOrderBride001

I am a mail order bride - here is where I write my memoirs and findings of this new great land

[MailOrderBride001 @mailOrderBr1de]

@kaley_whitton @MrsMagdaBeard Yes - people want their minds read just to have it read wrong and then they can yell at a barista for making it wrong - asking "hot or iced" is called making sure the customer is happy....

[MailOrderBride001 @mailOrderBr1de]

@jdpritchett Hahahahahaha - where I can be unfiltered!!!!!

[MailOrderBride001 @mailOrderBr1de]

Memoir 6: I need to find more fun postings -getting too bogged down with political things.... lol

[MailOrderBride001 @mailOrderBr1de]

@garth_hayes Ah, marketing - not so good in that area.... I'm more a sneaky ninja, and then bazooka kind of gal...

[MailOrderBride001 @mailOrderBr1de]

Memoir 5:

Repeal the 19th amendment

After current events, evidence shows reason and rational have left women and until they can think clearly, their rights should be taken away. A sane person wouldn't give a knife to a baby, so let's not give power to adult female babies

[MailOrderBride001 @mailOrderBr1de]

Memoir 7:

I miss the old days..... people worshiped Baal and offered their children as sacrifice ..... God wiped them out.....

[MailOrderBride001 @mailOrderBr1de]

Yuuuup....

[𝕊𝕠𝕝𝕒 ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕕 🎚️ @sola_chad]

🎯

[MailOrderBride001 @mailOrderBr1de]

@BethanyMcGrew @thechurchsplit Honestly the whole far left ideology wouldn't bother me as much IF it didn't start standing in the way of justice and true equality. One should be judged solely by actions: not gender or color of skin.

[MailOrderBride001 @mailOrderBr1de]

@JuanRivasAZ @thechurchsplit What - it's a good take .... or does my woman-ness not count? Guess I'm not emotional or into stars enough for some people.... I'll work on it and then maybe I'll be counted as a woman and minority lol

[MailOrderBride001 @mailOrderBr1de]

@NickQuient @thechurchsplit Oh wait - you meant him... yes true - but that fine

[MailOrderBride001 @mailOrderBr1de]

@NickQuient @thechurchsplit I'm fine with that if it keeps crazies out and justice upheld....

[MailOrderBride001 @mailOrderBr1de]

@kaley_whitton It's ok, they won't blame a minority ..... it's a win win situation here - you set fire, and I'll claim my heritage - lol

[Carl Benjamin 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Sargon_of_Akkad]

I will no longer be debating Lindsay Clancy supporters. I will just be posting this video in reply to any of them.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Sauron Insists He Only Tried To Enslave All Of Middle-Earth Because He Was Suffering From Postpartum Depression https://t.co/sePliIcazf

[MailOrderBride001 @mailOrderBr1de]

@NickQuient His limp is pretty bad.... do I get a refund? He's tried to refund me but that doesn't work - Temu hotline never picks up.... but never tried returning him 🤔

[MailOrderBride001 @mailOrderBr1de]

Memoir number 2: Asians are often associated with looking forever youthful... stress of the American church the last 8 weeks has brought me a significant amount of grey hairs.... I should have chosen better in the husband profession 😂

[MailOrderBride001 @mailOrderBr1de]

@farmingandJesus Logic is hard....

[MailOrderBride001 @mailOrderBr1de]

Memoir 4: you might be a mother if a smaller miniature you hands you bath toys while using the bathroom....

[MailOrderBride001 @mailOrderBr1de]

@NickQuient Hmmm.... true - that is the dilemma - he was charming and chivalrous once.... and is sometimes a pretty ornament... that's about it - he's says he's too pretty to work.... lol

[MailOrderBride001 @mailOrderBr1de]

@jdpritchett @kaley_whitton @thechurchsplit What I heard was dollars make money, something about the husband and Bible, more money..... so I should spend the free money lol

[MailOrderBride001 @mailOrderBr1de]

Memoir 3: girl math..... had to restrain myself from spending "extra cash" I got from selling clothes that were too small for my littles the husband says it's not free money.... my brain does not compute... strange land...